#agentotter

[swingsetindecember]

where a superhero’s day job is postal delivery. they can move in and out of buildings undetected especially when they have to spy on evil corporations. the packages that are delivered where the boxes are damaged is because they usually hastily throw the boxes at super speed when behind schedule or grip it too hard. it’s a good thing postal delivery is notorious for having damaged boxes that no one suspects it’s because an employee has super strength 

[swingsetindecember]

i fucked up this meme

So I realized i answered all the questions... anyways....

1. Always post these rules!

2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you.

3. Write 11 questions of your own. 

4. Tag 11 people

1. Favorite colors? Blue 

2. Favorite movie of 2016? I am honestly trying to remember what I saw in 2016. I know I saw some films in theatres due to birthdays and friends having free passes. Rogue One made me ugly cry. So there’s that. It was a very cathartic cry 

3. Favorite recently released book (yes, i am totally looking for recommendations lol)? Recent? Man, I have no idea. I recently bought a declassified account of the construction corruption of Montreal expo 67. Does that count? Also a book about women’s hockey in Canada??? they were both non-fiction.

4. Favorite new band/artist? Begonia’s single I Don’t Want To Love You

5. Song(s) you listen to when you’re sad? Needing/Getting by Ok Go

6. Song(s) that always put(s) you to sleep? The Nightmare Before Christmas soundtrack. Out like a light.

7. Favorite alcoholic mixed drink (or non-alcoholic mixed drink if that’s not your cup of tea)? margaritas and pina coladas. anything where half the ingredients are a snow cone. 

8. Favorite old school cartoon/newer cartoon? Star vs the forces of evil

9. Desired number of children OR pets if children aren’t your thing which is 100% understandable: 1 dog I am not allergic too???? so far I have a guinea pig

10. What’s your honest impression of me (because I am a nosy bitch)??? Man, you’re the best. Like amazing. I’d tag you in all my posts but I too am worried that I am annoying everyone with my tagging

11. What’s your biggest pet peeve? Taxi drivers who run you over. True story. Not fun. I spent the day in the hospital. 

1. Do you have a feeling about how you’ll die? Hopefully later. The thought of death concerns me as modern religion has not assuaged me of what happens to my consciousness  

2. What character do you feel is unnecessarily or unjustly hated? (Aka what character do you like that most other people seem to dislike?) All female characters tbh. 

3. Place in the world you’d most like to travel to. Japan. I just want to drink tea for like the entirety of my stay. 

4. What’s one skill you don’t currently have that you would love to wake up with tomorrow? Play the ukulele. I am learning now. It’s hard. (And how the apply makeup??? I need that skill)

5. Beauty, brains, or brawn? Which is more important? Society says beauty. I’d say a combo of brains and brawn, tbh. 

6. What is one thing you don’t understand the appeal of? Pogs. I just never got it. That and bendabo whatshisface. 

7. Favorite fic of all time? I am the fandom aunt. My taste is always like a mermaid captain becomes a barista level of random. But gosh, anything by @aggybird, @relenafanel, @halffizzbin​, @lavenderek​, @trelkez​, @agentotter, @mizzy2k​, @traincat, @authorkurikuri​, @pantstomatch​ are all golden. 

8. What movie do you wish you could erase from your brain? Star Trek Into Darkness and Kingsman

9. Why do tv shows sometimes do puppet episodes, where the characters turn into puppets? Best guess please because I don’t get it. The actors had massive breakouts that no amount of clearasil could fix. 

10. Space or the ocean? the oceans in space.  

11. If you could only send one message to aliens [insert contrived plot device I’m too lazy to think of here], what would it be? Please save our planet. We need help and a hug. No drama please. 

QUESTIONS BY JEN

FAVOURITE PIE?

FAVOURITE STAR TREK?

DO YOU THINK PK SUBBAN IS A HOTTIE WITH A BODY THAT WON’T QUIT?

FAVOURITE PARTY JAM? (NOT INCLUDING HEY YA BY OUTKAST)

FAVOURITE FEMALE SUPERHERO?

ULTIMATE FIGHT LOCATION?

CRACK REBOOT YOU’D LIKE TO SEE?

WHAT IS YOUR MORNING ROUTINE?

DID YOU EVER SLIP ON ICE WHILE SHOVELING SNOW?

CAN YOU NAME ALL THE PROVINCES OF CANADA WITHOUT HELP?

DO YOU LIKE FUTURAMA, 

[duckyreads]

yet more "what happened to..."

Yeah, I'm just puttering around old links, curious to see what's happened to various authors again. This time it's otter from A03 (& agentotter on tumblr, though I think that username has since been re-claimed).

Anyway, just. Yeah.

[swingsetindecember]

where a supervillain finds the pet of a superhero. they don’t know it belongs to the superhero. they become attached and post selfies. meanwhile, the superhero is worried to what horrors the villain will want holding their precious pet captive - surprisingly, the villain just really wants what is best for the pet and is open to sharing 

“they’ve kidnapped GINGERBEANS!”

“are you sure? your cat is probably just under the porch again.”

“NO! That vile curr has absconded with my sweet darling cat!”

“dude, you got to stop talking like that when you’re out of costume...”

[swingsetindecember]

going postal au

Stiles Stilinski, a con man of the highest degree, polite, charming, ruthless. After a scam involving bank bonds which greatly harms the economy of Beacon Hills, he is caught and Lord Deaton offers him the noose or the job of reviving the Post Office, aided by his probation officer Scott McCall, a werewolf, and a handful of committed, yet not overly effective employees. However the rather evil Gerard Argent, owner of the competitive mechanical telegraph system, the Clacks, isn't happy about that. Argent endeavours to thwart the blossoming love of Stiles with the handsome Derek Hale, whose family invented the Clacks but lost the enterprise due to their financial demise during the bank bond scam. At some point in the proceedings, Stiles is going to have to mention his part in that scandal to Derek, introduce postage stamps, deal with his guilt, beat Gerard Argent at his own game and save his neck and the day.

[swingsetindecember]

seems like a teen wolf au in the making

Bumbling trainee Nick Snowden, next in line to take over the duties of Santa Claus, embarks on a journey to California to bring back a lost reindeer.

[wolftraps]

agentotter replied to your post “agentotter answered your question “i feel like shit, and i’m trying to...”

I'M GONNA CRY AGAIN NOBODY LOOK AT ME. I don't have any horrible Teen Wolf headcanons either because I feel like enough horrible things happen in canon. All my headcanons are like "X wears a sweater and drinks cocoa."

yeah, i'm that terrible person always makes everything worse. I get bored when people are happy for long. 

suddenly lamenting my lack of writing recently, but i'm pretty sure i couldn't words if I tried.

[wolftraps]

agentotter answered your question “i feel like shit, and i’m trying to draw now, but my hands haven’t...”

None of my Merlin headcanons are awful. They involve like a million lifetimes of reincarnations and they always fiiiiind each other & I cry

Oh, no. I'm mostly asking for TW headcanons. I don't need any help crying over Merlin. Just thinking of how long Merlin waits is horrible enough.