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[mylarena]

Soap: ... Why are ye smiling like that? Ye look suspiciously like the cat that swallowed the pigeon.

Rudy: Canary.

Soap: Whit?

Rudy: I look like the cat that swallowed the canary.

Soap: I once had a very large cat- but, not my point. My point is, why are ye smirking?

Rudy: You were watching him... With great interest, I might add. In fact, I believe you were... Enraptured.

Soap: He's my lieutenant! I look to him for guidance.

Rudy: Oh, I see. So, what guidance did you find in those swaying hips, hmm?

Soap: No, no, no! I was no' looking at... Ye ken, his... hind-quarters.

Rudy: Certainly.

Soap: I gazed... glanced, in that direction- maybe! But I was no' staring, or really... Seeing anything, even.

Rudy: Of course.

Soap: I hate ye. Yer a bad person.

[laurasimonsdaughter]

The werewolf sisters

Please share my delight in this folktale collected by Charles Joisten, from Joseph Lauzier in Champoléon in 1960:

There once lived three girls in the old water mill at Mourinou. One evening, they dressed as wolves and warmed themselves around the stove.

Some young men from neighbouring villages came to see them at their evening gathering. They were known to be pretty girls! Before going inside, they looked through the window to see if anyone was there and they saw the three werewolves. One of the young men said: "We must go back and we will arrive singing."

So, when the young girls heard singing, they quickly took off their wolf skins and the young men returned. But the young girls had not had time to properly lock up their belongings in the cupboard; there was a wolf's paw or tail sticking out.

Then the young men asked: “Huh, what is that?”

Then one of the girls replied: “If you had come a moment before, well we were wolves and we would have eaten you!”

[wordiestpage52]

MY FIRST FUCKING THOUGHT

I swear to God this is a horror game

like a PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR GAME, no jump scares, no tension, it's just wrong, and such an off putting abstraction of what we know, Eldritch even.

[ouppygirlcity]

This is how it feels when a professor emails you for your pronouns

[flooftyfizzlebeans]

Oh? you are fruit? you are baby?

[niceprophecies]

[buckpussy]

[detectiveplease]

From Chloe’s costume design we can conclude this must be a scene from episode 1 of season 5. So, who is she with?

Lucifer (in yet another dream) or Michael?

I’d like to give credits, but I haven’t found the source of this new Season 5 still yet. If anyone has a clue, please let me know!

I really dislike posting without a source or permission, but this is too exciting not to be shared.