id say ill kick kim dokjas ass but thats what he WANTS me to do

unauthorized fucking thing. he/him • ren

[mylarena]

please do not follow me if you are under 18!

feel free to look at my about page to see my tags & some other info!

if anyone wants to use the ideas i post for a fanfic or art or anything, go ahead!! just make sure to @ me so i can see it!! id love to see anything i inspire even if its just an aspect of the work!!

btw if you interact with jkr or h*rry p*tter in any positive fashion, or really even feel neutral about them, i dont want you following my blog and i will block you as soon as i see a post about it

used to be t0mmy-apologist!!!

[dotstronaut]

He does it all for you, Grace.

I propose reusing the chest harness to hold a protective cover over Simon's shoulder, and Rocky proposes that Simon stop distracting Grace from the important repair job that is only accessible by squishy human body.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: My chickens refuse to roost on their perches, so I’m trying to find their leader among them.

[grac3yn]

they match :D

shoutout to @stars-have-thoughts for helping with the colors

[babushkaat]

[bimstown]

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[follypop]

[fandoms-most-parentified]

I’m Getting Adopted By… WHO? (tumblr parent poll round 1 poll 17)

Bilbo Baggins - The Hobbit

pukicho - Tumblr

Remaining time: 3 hours 15 minutes

Propaganda under cut

PUKICHO:

- I’m so sorry.

[pukicho]

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

[pukicho]

That is no way to talk to your father

[bogleech]

Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?

Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

[doffy2]

My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

[doffy2]

[63]

This is one of your worst posts yet man

[textposttropes]

Poverty Food

Visual Innuendo

[doffy2]

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

[lilyblisslys]

I hope your vibrator runs out of battery halfway through and that the charger is on the other side of the room. And also that you die

[lilyblisslys]

@janedemonium this just made me laugh so hard I woke up the cat

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[umbrellamoss]

[ID: Drawing of a phone convsersation between two dragons. Dragon 1 says: "Hello friend are you still in the torment maze?" Dragon 2: "Yes and they're adding more fire and rusty nails." 1: "Oh dear, I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope they stop soon." 2: "Me too." Both dragons look distraught. End ID]

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[pangur-and-grim]

my humours have balanced. I have become mentally normal again

[pangur-and-grim]

no, mentally normal people can still write spider sex books

[teaboot]

YOU

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[poultrymcgee]

i thimk i would swap red and green personally i feel like red onions are more sexy and flirtatious. i sound like tucker carlson re m&ms

[sandersstudies]

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

Thank you to everyone who cleans the world, especially those who are underpaid and under appreciated.

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

I worked in a supermarket for 7 years and I don't think I can understate just how much cleaning you had to do for it to look clean (it very often where not in the places you aren't supposed to see)

[sandersstudies]

True for food service, retail establishments, gyms, outdoor areas, schools, religious buildings, office buildings, etc. People usually only notice when a space is NOT clean, meanwhile every time a space is clean it’s only because of the diligent work of janitors, maintenance staff, custodians, parks workers, or volunteers.