Qrow: You really think you're ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my fuckin' eye. I've jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a fucking Cirque du Soleil show! I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* fuckin' arm.
Rose: I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically...
Qrow: During the threat of an assassination attempt, I appeared convincingly in front of congress as Barack Obama.
Covey: In black-face? That's not appropriate.
Qrow: I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire.
Morwenna: Jesus, you're intense.