#source: ds9

[musingswithmemes]

"You'd shoot a man in the back?"

"It's the safest way isn't it?"

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Thranduil: We agreed we'd meet unarmed. Are you unarmed?

Thorin: Yes. Are you unarmed?

Thranduil, pulling out a sword: No. I lied.

Thorin, pulling out his sword: So did I.

Thranduil, pulling out a second sword: But I lied twice.

Thorin: Oh, you're good...

[what-life-is-really-like]

Minkowski: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Eiffel: Only one? I started at least twelve.

[creative-lampd-liberties]

Logan: What's the matter?

Janus: Well, it's just that... Lately I've noticed everyone seems to trust me. It's quite unnerving, I'm still trying to get used to it. Next thing I know, people are going to be inviting me around for dinner.

Logan: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I promise I will never ask you over.

Janus: I appreciate that.

[incorrect-masseffect]

Shepard: I do miss working with you, Miranda. I miss our games of chess.

Miranda: As I recall, Shepard, we played one game and you cheated.

[incorrect-metalgear]

Liquid: You have no intention of joining the Sons of Big Boss, do you?

Ocelot: No, I’m afraid I don't.

Liquid: Then why all this deception?

Ocelot: Because lying is a skill just like any other, and if you want to maintain a level of excellence, you have to practice constantly.

[incorrect-trekquotes]

Kirk, about Spock: That man loves me. It’s written all over his back.

[nineherbscharm]

rick berman hates the irish