#source: generater

[hey-hey-heyy]

childe: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have somewhat questionable morals

[sariahsue]

Kim: What do you call a fish with no ‘i’?

Max, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons.

Kim:

Kim: fsh

[hey-hey-heyy]

bokuto: sometimes I get so caught up in being gay that i forget I’m actually bi.

[hey-hey-heyy]

daichi: did you just refer to the knife as a ‘people opener?’

suga: should i not have??

[hey-hey-heyy]

sakusa, badly flirting: I like your name.

atsumu, not as bad but nearly: thanks, I got it for my birthday

[hey-hey-heyy]

daichi: I am at a loss for words!!

Suga, retelling later: despite being at a loss for words, he yelled at me for about 45 minutes.

[hey-hey-heyy]

Daichi: while im gone, suga, you’re in charge.

Suga: YES!!

Daichi, whispering: ennoshita, you’re secretly in charge.

ennoshita: obviously.

[hey-hey-heyy]

Iwa: oikawa...

Oikawa: oh no, ‘oikawa’ in b-flat.

Oikawa: you are disappointed.