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*traveler and Paimon telling you about the end of the Anemo Archon quest*

You: WOW! You guys got to ride a dragon?

Paimon: That’s right! You would think it would be scary but it was actually really fun!

You: *Sighs* I wish I could ride a dragon.

*Neuvillette running towards you at Mach speeds in the Background*

Varka, getting down on one knee: Flins, would you be the light of my life?

Flins: Are you saying that because I can turn into a lamp, or because I genuinely light up your life?

Varka: Yes.

Diluc, sliding a drink to Kaeya: Here, on the house.

Kaeya, immediately shooting it: Free? You're going soft Master Diluc.

Diluc:...

Kaeya:..

Diluc:...

Kaeya: That was drugged, wasn't it.

Diluc: Yeah.

wriothesley: *gets pulled over*

wriothesley: sorry sir, i couldn’t tell it was a red light. i’m color blind

neuvillette: okay but you stole this car

incorrect genshin impact quotes

childe: so uh, how did you and [name] got together?

il capitano: …

il capitano: they beat me up. and i fell in love

childe: oh, okay. cool

childe, internally: whoever this [name] is, i gotta fight them

down bad

Diluc: You were hurt, what do you remember?

Kaeya: Just the ambulance ride.

Diluc: We didn't take an ambulance, I drove us.

Kaeya: But I heard a siren?

Diluc: That was Y/N.

Y/N: Sorry, I was nervous.

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