#source: incorrectbtsquotes

[batbrosbeforehoes]

Tim, cooking: I’m the greatest chef in the world!

Steph: I’m smelling some bullshit

Damian: I’m smelling something burning

[hpobsessivefanfictioner]

Gryffindor: [cooking] i’m the greatest chef in the world!

Slytherin: I’m smelling some bullshit

Hufflepuff: i’m smelling something burning

[imbicuriousyeah]

Ravi: guys, I'm going to my cousin's wedding and she said I can bring a plus one so-

Leo: *groan* I don't like weddings but yeah I'll come with you

Hongbin: hyung, please, Ravi is obviously bringing me?!

Leo: excuse-

Hyuk: no! I'll go, you guys are just gonna cause trouble!!

N: yeah? but at least we won't break everything as soon as we walk in!

Ravi: guys-

Hyuk: SINCE WHEN DO I EVER BREAK ANYTHING I'M A CLEAN ASS PERSON

Ken: Ravi~ can jaehwannie come? im your favorite right?

Leo: since when?? i’ve always been his favorite right?

Ravi: guys listen-

Ken: excuse me??? i’m the fake maknae here??? I AM Ravi’s favorite!!?

N: ugh, why would Ravi bring you kids to a wedding? a responsible adult like me should go

Ravi: guys please-

Hyuk: but I used to be his roommate-

Ken: USED TO BE!!!!!

Leo: just shut up all of you. i’m definitely going

N: Jesus Christ! you brats-

Ravi: *Shouts* GUYSSSS!!!!!!!!

VIXX:

Ravi: I was just going to tell y'all that I'm going with Kai

Ravi: I already asked him yesterday

VIXX:

VIXX: ((((；゜Д゜)))

*later that night*

Kai: *recieves 6 death threat messages*

Kai: oh ffs, not this again Jesus Christ

[ladybadasskillington]

Andrew: I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms.

Zachariah (looks down to see he only has two arms): fuck