#incorrect vixx

[imbicuriousyeah]

Cashier: that’ll be eighteen dollars and ninety eight cents

Hyuk: I don’t have the money

Cashier: ... then I’m sorry but I can’t sell this to you

Hyuk, sneakily sliding the cashier a twenty dollar bill like it’s a bribe: how about now?

Cashier:

N, from the chip aisle: Sanghyuk stop fucking with the Americans

[soobscribe]

*in a job interview*

Boss: why do yo-

Hakyeon: shhh

Boss: what's your biggest wea-

Hakyeon: shhh

Boss:

Boss: *whispering* you're hired. Welcome to the library

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Hyuk: Why do you go to sleep so late?

Leo, [looking off into the distance]: There’s no rest for the wicked

Hyuk:

Leo:

Hakyeon: Cat videos. He stays up late to watch cat videos

[allaboutincorrectkpop]

Hyuk: 'Hey hyung, quick favor.' 

Leo: 'What, cover me in gasoline and spiders? Fine, yeah, I'm in.' 

Hyuk: 'Wasn't my first pitch but hey, not gonna waste this opportunity.'

[nyxtoxicate]

Ravi, exasperated: Ongdongie keeps sniffing at the sidewalk, but only when nothing is there. What does he smell? What could possible be so interesting he has to sniff at it for three minutes? I just want to walk.

Hyuk: That's Conk Crete, baby!

[weigyeolwreckedme]

Hyuk: *coughing* Don't worry, I'm fine!

Hongbin: Pity.

[haveathingforkpop]

leo: crack me a joke

ken: *calling jin* *learns a dad joke**tries to open his mouth*

hyuk: leo's high school grades

vixx laughs except leo.

leo: i said make me laugh---not, use me to laugh, you brat!

[totallyrealboygroupquotes]

Taekwoon: I bruised my finger from hitting it on the dumpster. Don't mess with dumpsters, kids.

Hongbin: But I mess with you every day.