#source: jaws

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very daemon things in this video

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Mayor Leghorn: Ah don't ah say ah don't think you ah familiuh with our problems. George P. Mandrake: I think that I am familiar with the fact that you are going to ignore this particular problem until it swims up and bites you on the butt.

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Mirella: (hums the jaws theme as she kills people)

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Kirk: Bones hates flying. Bones hates space. He has to get drunk just to stay on a space shuttle. It's a- there's a clinical name for it, isn't there?

Bones: Dying.

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Smile, you son of a bitch.

Razor (shooting a missile down a monster’s throat)

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Elmer: Sam, what exactwy can you do with these things of yours?

Yosemite Sam: Well, ah think ah can pump around 20 cc's of strictnine nitrate into him, that is if ah can get close enough.

Elmer: Get this wittle needle through his skin?

Sam: No, ah can't do that. But, if ah can get him close enough to this cage, ah think that ah can get him in the mouth or the eye...

Elmer: That Tasmanian devil will tear that cage to pieces!

Sam: YOU GOT ANY BETTER SUGGESTIONS?

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Taz: It no make any sense when you pay guy like you to watch birds. Sylvester: Well, uh, it doesn't make much sthenthse for a guy who hates the water to live on an island either. Taz: It only an island if you look at from water. Sylvester: That makes a lot of sthenthse.

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Wile E.: Mr. Sampson, what we are dealing with here is a perfect engine, an eating machine. It's really a miracle of evolution. All this machine does is spin and eat and make little Tasmanian devils and that's all. Now, why don't you take a long, close look at this sign.

[refers to the graffitied billboard]

Wile E.: Those proportions are correct.

Elliot Sampson: Love to prove that, wouldn't ya? Get your name into the National Geographic.