#source: mas

[mysteriousdoll]

Codotverse Incorrect Jokes the second

I can’t help it, @voiceboss has infected my brain, he’s all I hear. (But fr tho no other Riddler voice sounds right, he’s objectively the right one-)

Jon: Just tell us what yer doin’ so you can go ram your head through someone else’s house!

Edward: He is being an idiot, Jonathan. Kind of like yourself just for asking what Alastor is doing.

Jon: Every time I fight, it just gets worse. This has got to run its course, Ed!

Alastor: ANYWAYS. The plan is to create a tune so loud that I explode!

Edward: Bravo, Alastor. That was stupider than I thought it was going to be.

Jon: Whaddya mean? Like a sonic boom? You can’t achieve that because attempting it alone would rupture your vocal cords.

Jervis: It sounds like you should get a new ambition, Alastor.

Alastor: No, I don’t want a new ambition, I like this one!

Edward: Just let him kill himself, Jervis!

Jon: He can’t even kill himself that way, he would need, at least, 17,000 kilojoules of theoretical energy to even maintain that note.

Alastor: So you’re saying it can be done?

Jon: No.

Alastor: Those are my favorite odds!

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Alastor: Just go! I’m worthless! Leave my house and never come back!

Jon: No!

Edward: What do you mean no?! What’d you do that for?!

Jon: …I dunno- he told me what to do! He’s not the boss!

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Edward: Jonathan, will you tell Joker to shut up?

Jon: Shut the fuck up, Joker, you’re a fucking asshole.

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Jon: Is that where you’re gonna sit?

Edward: I’m driving, where else would I sit?

Jon: Trunk.

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Jon: I… think I may have found a project of Oz’ I can get behind doing. Helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people.

Jon, softly, to a dog: I hate people.

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Jon: Would you shut up for a second??

Edward: Would you get an education for a second?

Jon: Shut up! I’m tryna listen-

Edward: To what? All I hear is your horrendous mouth breathing.

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Edward: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Harvey: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jervis: I got distracted about halfway through.

Alastor: I got too lost in your eyes to hear what you said.

Jon: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Edward: Oopsie, did you decide you wanted some??

Jon: Did you decide you wanted to shut the fuck up?

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Jon: Look I’m tryna be fuckin’ nice here.

Edward: You know I don’t like spicy food!

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Jervis: If you were to vacuum jello through a metal tube… well, I think that would be a neat noise.

Edward: I beg to differ.

Jervis: Then beg.

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Jervis: You two don’t understand! My Alice and I are meant to be! We’re designated basherts!

Jon: Didju drink a thesaurus this morning? I don’t know what you’re saying…

Edward: Not that we don’t support your little dreams and all, but you’re really annoying us, so we’re gonna go ahead and hit you.

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Waylon: What’re you hosing there, Jonny?

Jon: Jervis won’t leave so I’m spraying him with dirty brown water.

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Edward: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jon: (takes it, drinking all of it)

Jon: It’s perfume.

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Edward: And I was like racking my brain on how someone like this could even exist— and then I found out, he’s from Metropolis.

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Waylon: Don’t feel bad. You were just tryna do somethin’ nice for a friend, and it exploded in your face. Rather spectacularly.

Edward: Everything I do is spectacular. It’s a curse.

[alienssayweirdstuff]

Four Arms: Hey y'all hooligans, what're y'all up to?

Chromastone: Oh, hey, Four Arms. Same old, Rath possibly has a brain tumor.

Rath: And psychic powers!

Chromastone: But mainly a tumor, and I told him to go see a doctor, but he won't go.

Four Arms: Well, I don't believe in doctors.

Chromastone: Don't you at least have a chiropractor?

Four Arms: I drink protein shakes, I don't need one.

Rath: Rath's chiropractor always fills his teeth with fluoride.

Chromastone: What kind of chiropractor are you seeing?!

[mysteriousdoll]

Okay I posted this earlier but now it has more panels

And also doesn’t have the first panel because 10 pic limit

But uh

RMS can be a little violent.

Got this idea from one of my fave scenes from the Mentally Advanced Series (I haven’t checked out filmflamphiloshy’s channel in a hot minute gust someone uploaded the original MAS series and I found this gem) . Not sure what in this comic has caused Drupe to lock herself away, but K.O. grabs his friends RMS and Brandon to help. Unfortunately, they were there for a good half hour before RMS got fed up with poking around trying to figure out what the problem even is.

[alienssayweirdstuff]

Chromastone: Rath, tremors like that are usually caused by multiple sclerosis, tumors, brain injuries—have you notified a doctor?

Rath: Rath doesn’t need a doctor for two reasons! First is that the doctor is gonna full Rath’s teeth with fluoride. Second is, Rath knows what’s making him have tremors.

Chromastone: It's not ectonurites.

[alienssayweirdstuff]

Ghostfreak: We will die as we lived; hating Chromastone!

Chromastone: I agree with that sentiment.

[alienssayweirdstuff]

Heatblast: Wait, you got tickets to a fancy planet? Take me!!

Four Arms: Now cool your jets, Blast. I was about to ask the same thing. 'Sides, why do you even want to go?

Heatblast: I need to be emotionally validated by my childhood idols! I've dreamt all my life of crashing one of their performances and making an ass of myself for attention! I THRIVE off of attention!

[alienssayweirdstuff]

Chromastone: Sometimes it's better to fail by choice than to stare into the illusion you've created of yourself. Is there something there like an uncanny valley, a smoothness of the poise, the cold distant sparkling in the eyes that you describe as happiness?

Jetray: Makes me think of Swampfire. If he could fly, he'd never shut up with 'look at me, I'm hotter than all of you, aren't I great?' Pft, oh my God.

Chromastone: That far little portion of light pulls you in, and as you feel yourself dissolving you can't help but wonder if everyone else feels the same way but they're all just better actors than you? How can one person be such a ridiculous parody of a living creature?

Jetray: He'd flirt with all the judges, and they'd fall for him, saying 'oh yeah, that's pretty good, 10/10 I guess'

Chromastone: You were born with the capability of flight, but you were really never meant to fly. Everyone is special, but what's special about you is that you're terrible in every conceivable way!

Jetray: He'd probably somehow mess up, and I'd have to save him from hitting the ground. I'd be faster than XLR8. Heh, he'd probably get knocked out trying to save him, because Swampfire'd be flailing about like an idiot. And some sort of mighty power would be there, and be like 'oh no!', but then swoosh! I'd save him, all because he was too dumb. . . . So, we going to the zoo, or what?

Chromastone: . . . I . . . am a purple Crystalsapien.

Jetray: Yep. . . . So . . . the zoo?

Chromastone: Okay.

[alienssayweirdstuff]

XLR8: Us normal people are gonna get confused cuz we really like sports, you know.

Cannonbolt: Actually, I couldn’t give a damn about sports, but go on.

Pesky Dust: I don’t care about sports either, I just think it’s a waste of time.