Slow Shifts In The Pitt

We’re just here to have fun :)

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Ellis, trying to diffuse a situation between Walsh and Abbot: Alright, Jack, let’s not turn this into a pissing contest

Abbot, competitive as hell: well I understand why you’d be intimidated. I have a very propulsive stream.

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Whitaker: Stop saying "there are plenty of fish in the sea." I got my eye on one specific emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues.

Abbot: I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg.

Santos: I also want the whale that took Abbot's leg.

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Whitaker: What kind of coffee do you want?

Santos: Blonde flat white.

Whitaker: That would be my stripper name.

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Robby: Unfortunately, my birthday has always been the lousiest day of the year. It all began on the actual day of my birth. Both of my parents failed to show up.

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Robby: Money aside, what do you need right now?

Whitaker: The money you just put aside.

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Whitaker: Why are you like this?

Santos: I used too much No More Tears shampoo in 2016 and I haven't felt a single emotion since.

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Whitaker: Good morning, Trin -

Santos: Don't start, Huckleberry, okay?

Whitaker: I'm sorry, that good morning stuff was way out of line.

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Mel: Favorite horror movie?

Santos: It

Joy: Saw

Javadi: Annabelle

Whitaker: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Dana: jellyfish have survived thousands of years without a brain.

Dana: a ray of hope for some of my coworkers here in the Pitt

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Santos: guys get so offended when you call them boy, "i'm not a boy, i'm a man" like you're actually a BITCH but I was trying to be nice.

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Langdon: Robby, I screwed up big time.

Robby: Given your daily life experiences, you're going to have to be more specific.

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Whitaker: Bro you’d better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day and feel warm and realize I’ve fallen in love with you bro. I’m serious quit it dude.

Robby:

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Santos, on the phone with Whitaker: Turn around

Santos: No, the other way

Santos: Again, the other way

Santos: Okay, one more time

Whitaker: OH MY GOD, WHERE ARE YOU?!

Santos: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me

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Langdon: *hugs Robby, inhaling deeply* you smell like a father figure.

Robby: I am literally begging you to stop.

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Langdon: What if instead of drops, rain fell all at once? Like, a two-inch-thick sheet of water just goes thwap, and then it's sunny again.

Mel, without looking up from her work: Fun fact, that's what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would come down so fast that it would kill us.

Langdon: Oh.

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Whitaker: I need someone with a boyfriend to help me get my own

Mel: I'll help!

Whitaker: No offense but I know who your boyfriend is so....I'll pass

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Where the Noise Doesn't Stop

Shoutout to @thefudge for making me write my first fic in years. Pairing: Emma Nolan x Brendon Park

Emma Nolan is trying not to fall apart in the ER.

Dr. Brendon Park is trying… nothing, actually. He’s just like that.

Somewhere between trauma bays, quiet observations, and one very unfortunate dead car battery, they start circling something neither of them is ready to name.

Emma tells herself it doesn’t mean anything.

It keeps happening anyway.

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Read it here on AO3.