incorrect quotes: dead boy detectives dr edition
Oliver: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.
Niko: How so?
Oliver: It keeps you from screwing up for at least 8 hours.
Oliver: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Edwin, referring to themself and Charles: Even us?
Oliver: Especially you guys.
Charles:
Edwin:
Charles: Petition to kick Oliver out so they stop insulting us.
Edwin: Seconded.
Edwin: Everyone synchronise your watches.
Charles: I don't know how to do that.
Crystal: I don't wear a watch.
Oliver: Time is a construct.
Edwin: Anyone d-
Oliver: Depressed?
Crystal: Drained?
Charles: Dumb?
Niko: Disliked?
Edwin: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...
Oliver: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Charles: ... Your what?
Oliver: My friends.
Niko: Are they saying “friends”?
Edwin: I think they're being sarcastic.
Crystal: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Oliver! All of your friends are in this room.
Niko, holding a scooter: Edwin! Can I go outside and play with this?
Edwin: Sure, whatever. I'm not your parent, okay?
Niko, running outside: Thanks Edwin!
Edwin, running out after them and screaming: NOT ON THE STREET! STAY AWAY!
Niko: I’m just remembering that my second month in America someone asked me to “Validate their Parking” which was the first time I heard that phrase and after blinking stupidly for a full five seconds I said “Well, parking is very hard but I’m sure you did really well.”
Oliver, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Charles: Blue flavor!
Oliver: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Charles: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Oliver: Blue is not a flavor!
Charles: BLUE FLAVOR!
Charles: Why don't I like this person?
Crystal: I don't know. Maybe it's because they keep stealing your thunder.
Charles: Maybe it's because their name is "Monty". Don't you find that utterly ridiculous?
Crystal: No.
Charles: That's because your name is "Crystal".
Oliver: Hey, Edwin! Do you wanna go celebrate with me?
Edwin: Oliver, you know I can't be seen in public with you.
Oliver: Okay, a simple "no" would be fine.
Crystal: Oliver, you’re offered 500,000 dollars, but, if you accept it, the person you hate the most in the world gets 1,000,000 dollars. Would you take it?
Oliver: Of course! I mean, why wouldn’t I want 1,500,000 dollars?
Oliver: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Charles: Niko is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Oliver.
Niko: I feel like Oliver is the more responsible one of us two though.
Oliver: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Niko: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.
Oliver: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Edwin: That doesn't exist.
Oliver: Not with that attitude.
*talking to crystal*
Edwin : I’ve organised your messages into three categories.
Edwin : “From Oliver”
Edwin : “Death Threats”
Edwin : and “Death Threats From Oliver”
Oliver: I give up. I am so tired.
Crystal: Get the emergency supply!
Charles: *carries Niko and places them in front of Oliver*
Niko: *smiles*
Oliver: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO
Edwin: Can I ask you for a favor?
Charles: I would literally die for you, but continue.
Edwin: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
Charles: Edwin, you love me, right?
Edwin: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
