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Eddie: I’d like a job involving travel.

Wayne: Like?

Eddie: A rockstar or a human cannonball.

Yours and Eddie’s kid: When’s daddy coming back from his campaign? I want to show him my picture.

You: That’s nice. What is it?

Kid: This is Vecna, this is Kas, and that’s a Demogorgan riding a dragon. And this is Vecna trying to persuade Kas to jump off the edge of a cliff.

You: Well...that’s lovely.

Eddie: I know how we can save money.

Wayne: How?

Eddie: By not buying any broccoli.

Lucas on New Year’s Resolutions: How many have you written?

Erica: Forty Eight.

Lucas: And how many are for you?

Erica: Some.

Lucas, whilst looking at the list: Three.

Teacher: It’s not always easy starting high school.

Karen: Yeah, especially with his sister being already in school too.

Teacher: Oh, Mike has a sister?

Karen: Yes, Nancy Wheeler. She’s a senior.

Teacher: Nancy? Mike’s Nancy’s brother? Mike is Nancy’s brother? So, not half brother with a different-

Karen: No. Brother.

Eddie (to Dustin): We’re a Bishop short, so you’ve got Vecna.

Lucas: You have to treat everybody's views whatever they believe with equal respect.

Erica: What? Even idiots?

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