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[serpensortiaslytherin]

Bracero: Smiling is what I do when I’m not listening.

Lesaro: But you’re always smiling!

Bracero:

Bracero: What?

[incorrectsepheap]

Septimus: We're gonna save the Castle or die trying!!!

Everyone: *runs off*

Beetle: ....die?

[incorrecttawogquotes]

Did you know that the dead can be raised with slices of beef?

Unknown

[incorrectdanganronpaquotez]

Mahiru Koizumi: You have to apologize to Hajime.

Hiyoko Saionji: Why?

Mahiru: Because it's the mature and adult thing to do.

Hiyoko: How does that affect me?

[serpensortiaslytherin]

Interviewer: Would you say you're independent?

Salazar: *looks at Lesaro*

Lesaro: *nods*

Salazar: I'd say so yes.

[incorrectsepheap]

What’s up you depressed bastard

Simon, to himself in the mirror

[incorrecttawogquotes]

Have you ever wanted to make butter out of human fat?

[incorrectsepheap]

Tod: Septimus is not my father. Oskar and Ferdie are not my siblings. We are not a family.

Oskar: Just a few minutes ago you said 'I fucking hate this family' so yes, yes we are.

Septimus: Be nice to your brother, Tod.