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Class 78 and the Remnants of Despair Join Forces

(After the beginning of the Tragedy)

Mondo: Would someone explain what just happened here?

Kazuchi: That pigtailed nutjob lead one of our classmates down a booby-trapped maze and left her heavily injured, then ran off with Mikan and Makoto.

Byakuya: But we need Makoto for very specific reasons that we don't have to explain to you. We have to get him back.

Fuyuhiko: Yeah, and we need to get Mikan back. She's the only one around here who can heal Chiaki.

Hina: So now we're forced to work together. How ironic.

Celeste: No, that's not ironic. Ironic would be if we had to work together to hurt each other.

Akane: No, ironic would be instead of that girl kidnapping Makoto, Makoto kidnapped her. 

Nagito: I think it would be ironic if guns didn't shoot bullets, but instead squirted a healing salve that cured all wounds. 

Hiro: I think it would be ironic if everyone was made of iron.

(Two hours later)

Kyoko: Okay. We all agree that while the current situation is not totally ironic, the fact that we now have to work together is odd in an unexpected way that defies our normal circumstances. Is everybody happy with that?

Everyone: Yes.

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Kaede: Found out the mechanic down the street from me just got arrested for selling weed. Miu: What!? Kaede: You just never really know people. Miu: I’ve been going to this guy for 3 years… Miu: I never knew he was a mechanic.

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Shuichi: Don’t worry, we now have a lead that will hopefully maybe tie directly to the nameless mastermind the audience has a name for but we don’t yet. Then we will find them and win the day, isn’t that right gang? Literally the entire V3 cast: RIGHT!!! Shuichi: WHOA. OKAY. I thought we brought only main characters to this expositional get-together. Literally the entire V3 cast: CORRECT!!! Shuichi: Okay wait, who here- put your hand up if you think you’re a main character. [everyone including Monokuma and the Monokubs puts their hand up] Shuichi:...Today’s been a long day...

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Toko: What do you think about our love? Byakuya: Count the stars in the sky. Toko: Aw! It's infinity! Byakuya: No, it's a waste of time.

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Himiko:  You know, I used to think that the universe is a random, chaotic, sequence of meaningless events, but I see now that there is reason and purpose to all things.

Tenko:  What happened to you?

Himiko:  Atua, my friend, that's what happened to me.

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Let's not get into this, I'm too right to have this conversation.

Byakuya Togami during an argument, probably.

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Gundham: (dramatically and loudly) WHERE HAST I WOKEN?! IT'S SO LOWLY HERE!

Mikan: (panicking) Oh no! He's brain damaged!

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Miu: Kaede.

Kaede: What?

Miu: Where's the door hole?

Kaede: It goes right there. (points to a drawing of a door) See? I drew it with a magic marker.

Miu: (looks at the door) ...You were supposed to cut it out with the power saw.

Kaede: Dude, I'm gonna.

Miu: Oh, really?

Kaede: Yes.

Miu: So go get the power saw.

Kaede: Okay, I will! (walks straight into the wall) ...I see the problem.

Miu: OH, DO YA?!

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i’m going to eat you and your piss. you are nothing but piss. you have no other identity. you are faking yourself. you make it seem like i am evil. piss lover. piss lover. love is real until you get mad at me. then it’s all fake. every single moment i spent with you. all gone because of something i wouldn’t do for you. something i said yesterday. something i said last week. something i said last year. our love is fake after you get mad. you treat me like you never loved me. you call me ugly after calling me beautiful so many times. you call my art bad after treating it like god’s paintings. you lied to me all that time just to say you don’t like me. every messy breakup is a liar admitting to his faults.

- Kokichi Ouma, probably

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Ouma: Kirumi, did you call the doctor and schedule my appointment yet? Kirumi: Yeah, I did. But Kokichi, why do you still wanna go to a paediatrician? Ouma: Because a regular doctor doesn't give me candy at the end. Duh. Kirumi: I can't keep doing this! I'm not your mom! Ouma: Well... Kiyo: You do exhibit rather...Motherly behaviour, Tojo-san. Ouma: Yeah, I mean, I abandoned my parents. And Gonta lost his parents in that train accident. Gonta: Trains are fast. Ouma: So you're like our mom. Team Mom. TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM! Kirumi: I'm not the Team Mom! Ouma, Gonta and Kiyo: TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM! TEAM MOM! Kirumi: Ruby, why are YOU chanting?! Kiyo: It is a catchy chant. [Silence] Gonta: TEAM MO-! Kirumi: ONE MORE CHANT AND NO SLUSHIES AFTER CLASS!

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Teruteru: Sweet strawberry preserves! NO!

Ryota: He's afraid of flying, remember?

Nagito: Aerophobia, from the Latin, as opposed to aeronausiphobia, the fear of air sickness.

Fuyuhiko: Keep up the fascinating facts, and I'm going to be "aeronauseous" all over you.

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[after the second trial]

Hiyoko:...That...Reminds me. Hiyoko: Did you do anything to me while I was unconscious? Peko:...Did...Did I what? Hiyoko: Did you. Do anything to me. While I was unconscious. Peko: What!? No! GOD no! Hiyoko: Oh thank GOD, I j- Hiyoko:...Wait. What do you mean by that? Am I not good enough for you!?

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Kaito: I am alone. I look at the heavens and think them empty.

Kaito: And if not empty, I find the idea of worshiping whatever dwells there obscene.

Maki: But why do you continue?

Kaito: It doesn't change what is right.

Kaito: If there is nothing but what we make in this world, brothers... let us make good.

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*Byakuya, Nagito and Kokichi standing face-to-face with Makoto, Hajime and Shuichi*

Shuichi: Why is it, when something happens, it is always you three?

Byakuya: Believe me guys, I've been asking myself the same question for years.

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Kyoko:  Makoto is an excellent fellow, and would jump down a dragon's throat to save you, if he did not trip over his own feet.

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Himiko:  I love magic. I believe in magic. You must believe in magic, right?

Kokichi:  No, I don’t.

Himiko:  Nyeh?

Kokichi:  Magic is just completely fake. It’s just another word for lying.

Himiko:  Nyeh?!

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Meeting Rantaro

Rantaro: I'm Rantaro Amami. [fangirls start screaming in the background] Kaede:...What was that? Rantaro: Ignore that.