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Ethelredda: I will not have my honor questioned by someone below me!

Jenna: I'm not questioning your honor. I'm denying it's existence.

#Ethelredda #Jenna Heap #Credit to other mod #Source: Game of thrones

Judge: What do you plead?

Tod: *Looks over at Septimus*

Septimus: *Mouths 'not guilty'*

Tod: Hot milky.

Septimus: JUST LOCK HER UP ALREADY.

#Alice TodHunter Moon #Septimus Heap #Source: Twitter user #T_N_Crumpets #edited from source #credit to other mod

There’s a simple answer to everything and it’s usually 'no.'

Marcia, Probably.

#Marcia Overstrand #Source: Unknown #/maybe/ hitchhiker's guide #credit to other mod

Septimus: "You'll understand when you're older."

Septimus: Well, I'm older and I literally understand nothing.

#Septimus Heap #Source: Twitter user #Thatericalper #credit to other mod

Nicko: Okay, here's the plan: Have you seen Home Alone?

Septimus: Nicko, no.

Jenna: Just one booby trap.

Septimus: Jenna.

#nicko heap #Septimus Heap #Jenna Heap #source: twitter #(whatever that means at past us)#credit to other mod

Septimus to Merrin: Nothing brightens up a room more than your absence.

#Source: Someecards #Septimus Heap #Merrin Meredith #(this one's mine)

Jenna: If you eat a fly, does it become part of you?

Septimus, rubbing his hands together like a fly: Let’s find out.

Beetle: Please, don’t.

#Septimus Heap #o. beetle beetle #Jenna Heap #source: unknown #credit to other mod

Sam: And this is Marwick, my ex-boyfriend.

Marwick, to Sam: I told you to stop telling people that.

Marwick: I’m his husband.

#sam heap #samwick #mandy marwick #Source: Tumblr(?)#credit to other mod

Marcia: This is highly irregular.

Marcellus: No, highly irregular is the time I found a human foot in a toaster oven. This is just odd.

#source: fargo #Marcia Overstrand #marcellus pye #credit to other mod

Am I the only one here who's clear on the concept of law enforcement?

Sarah Heap, many times.

#Sarah Heap #Source: Fargo #some of these posts are credited to the other mod #who left them in the drafts #so Imma edit and publish some

It's not discourse if I'm right.

Marcia, for sure.

#Marcia Overstrand #submission #sociallyawkwardteen

Time is an illusion.

Marcellus Pye, probably.

#marcellus pye #submission #sociallyawkwardteen #source: unknown

Jenna: Marissa had to make me a witch so I could escape the coven.

Jenna: Jojo, you’re lucky.

Jojo: Why?

Jenna: Marissa’s a really good kisser.

#Jenna Heap #jojo heap #submission #bicellist #source: unknown #the submitter maybe?

This is so great, there’s never enough Septimus Heap stuff, thanks babe I’m super excited to read your whole blog

Hey thanks! This blog is a little… *blows dust off everything* …unused but there’s still a years worth of content to enjoy!

There’s a couple submissions I want to post but we’ll probably go dormant again after the queue runs out. Thanks to those who still submit!

#Not Quotes #asks #YALL i had to go into the ARCHIVE to figure out the ask tag.#this POOR blog #septimus heap

DomDaniel: Text posts are like children. You delete the ones that don't succeed.

Merrin: what

#Merrin Meredith #DomDaniel #source: tumblr

Spit Fyre: friend is mean?

Spit Fyre: friend makes you feel bad?

Spit Fyre: friend doesn’t really act like a friend?

Spit Fyre: delete friend

Septimus: did you just tell me to murder my friends

#Spit Fyre #Septimus Heap #source: tumblr

Silas: Marriage counseling. How’s that going?

Marcia: You just heard us arguing about the marriage counseling. How do you think it’s going?

#source: grey's anatomy #marcia overstrand #silas heap

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