#source: sirens

[spiltscribbles]

Sirius: You know, I remember the first moment I saw Remus. I said to myself: Oh shit, I’m going to fall in love with this boy.

James: Hah! What did you think when you saw Pads?

Remus: Holy shit this guy is going to hit on me.

[emmikay]

Asparagus Jr: You guys really ate all the cookies?

Tumblebrutus: We tried not to!

Etcetera: We really did, we tried so hard!

Pouncival: I didn’t try…

Pouncival: None of us did.

Pouncival: Tumble, you licked the plate.

[incorrect-danmachi-quotes]

Bell: You know, I remember the first moment I saw her. I said to myself: "oh shit, I'm going to fall in love with this girl".

Eina: What did you think when you saw Bell?

Ais: "Holy shit, this guy's going to die".

[schwizzle-schwartz]

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[drei-satzzeichen]

Okay, assholes, who took the last god damn donut?

Justus, probably

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

Daffy: ...did you know it could be dangerouths to wake sthomebody up when they're dreaming, well, because you leave part of your brain behind. And if it happens too many times, you go feeble in the head.

Bugs: Yeah. You're living proof.

[incorrectmfmm]

[traya-sutton]

Kon: When [Clark didn't want to talk to him] he gave me a gift.

Bart: Was it a bike?

Kon: What?

Bart: A bike.

Kon: What? No! It was this cold, hard outer shell that I use to deflect sadness.

Bart: ...

Bart: A bike would have been better.