#source: tilthat

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Ryuji: Today, I learned that horses killed more people in Australia in recent years than all venomous creatures combined.

Futaba: Horse venom is called hooves.

Akechi: Side effects include: Bone Crunching.

[incorrectborhapquotes]

Brian: oh this is interesting. Apparently there’s a new color. Eigengrau is a shade of grey that we can all see, but never knew what it was called. The color is visible when you open your eyes in a pitch black room. All you need to do is find the darkest room in your house, walk in, close your eyes for a minute, open them and you’ll see it

Roger: you won’t trick me demon

Freddie: yes I have a new color in my wine cellar come down and take a look. That’s how they get you

[incorrect-persona5quotes]

Makoto: Today I learned that NASA has been launching jellyfish into space since the 90′s. Originally 2,478 were sent up and there were 60,000 orbiting Earth by the mission’s end 20 years later. The jellyfish that have returned reportedly “hate life on Earth.”

Morgana: Do you want to birth an Eldridge horror? This is how you birth an Eldridge horror.

Ann: I want to know how they decided that they hate life on Earth.

Ren: I mean, who doesn’t?

Makoto: The “jellyfish that have returned” are the offspring of the ones they sent up; they “hate life on Earth” because they were born into a world without gravity- no direction, different kinds of pressure, so when they return they have trouble adapting and “jellyfish babies, at least, have to deal with massive vertigo on Earth after spending their first few days in space,” which you can tell because you can measure how disoriented a jellyfish is compared with normal behavior. TL;DR your cthulu is an infant with a migraine.

Haru: I have SO MANY questions, re:the jellyfish space habitat. I mean I guess it’s probably just an airtight aquarium on board the ISS, but I read it the first several times as the jellyfish were just floating in open space.

Ryuji: To be honest, when I read “NASA has been launching jellyfish into space for years” my initial mental image was just NASA with a giant slingshot flinging jellyfish after jellyfish into the void.

Futaba: Weeee!

[incorrect-comicaurora]

Erin: Did you know that plants can “hear” the sound of running water through pipes in the ground--they will actually grow towards the pipe, eventually bursting through it.

Alinua (being possessed by “Johnny Ten-Eyes”): i hear it. the sounds of the sweet liquid. and i am coming. for it

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Bruno: Apparently Abbacchio realized he had severe clinical depression after feeling neither excited nor frightened after seeing two cars collide and explode in front of him. He told me “Boredom is not an appropriate response to exploding cars.”

Narancia: He’s fucking right.

[very-correct-kh]

Zexion: Today I learned 13.8% of cigarette smokers do not consider cigarette butts to be 'litter.'

Larxene: brainrot

Axel: when i used to smoke i always ate the butts

Larxene: thank you for saving our planet

[incorrect-persona5quotes]

Haru: Today I learned that tongs are so engraved in society that it is believed by the Jewish people that G-d created the on the seventh day right before resting. This is because blacksmiths need a pair of tongs to create tongs.

Ren: How’d they make the first pair of tongs then?

Ryuji: G-d created them, she literally just said that.

[shitpostsfromarcadiahigh]

Eli: Did you know? That if you ever got shrunk down to the size of an ant, not only would everything look bigger to you, but the world would also appear almost a million times darker, light would no longer appear straight meaning that the world around you would be covered in a haze of blurriness and shadow.

Steve: Hope that doesn't happen