#source: whaechan

[ijustssnappe]

Severus: I feel a strange emotion towards you

Umbridge: Respect?

Severus: Never

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: I feel a strange emotion towards you

Lucius: Respect?

Bellatrix: Never

[hpobsessivefanfictioner]

Slytherin: I slept for almost twelve hours, but I might still be tired so let’s go for twelve more. Just in case.

Gryffindor: Sly, that’s a coma.

Slytherin: Sounds festive.