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Lucius: So, will you go on a date with me?

Narcissa: Give me some time to think about it

[Ten minutes later]

Narcissa: I’ve thought hard, and I have decided that yes I will marry you

The question is not why be mean to Lucius it’s why be nice to Lucius

-Bellatrix Lestrange probably

Narcissa: get me a vodka rocks

Draco: mom, it’s breakfast

Narcissa: and a piece of toast

Amber: We can’t just throw Pavi out in the snow

Luigi: Why not? He loves the snow. He’s told me 15 times

narcissa: can we get the bill please?

draco: 🎶OOOHH CAN WE GET THE BIIILLL 🎶

lucius: draco! inside voice

draco: 🎶ooohh can we get the biiilll🎶

big Lucius/Narcissa energy lmao

Bellatrix: Goodnight, Draco

Draco: Goodnight, Auntie Bellatrix

Bellatrix: Goodnight monster that eats children who are bad

Rodolphus, through a walkie-talkie under the bed: GOODNIGHT

Narcissa: Bellatrix, you’re not having kids with Rodolphus? How could you do this to me?

Bellatrix: What? Why does it matter?

Narcissa: Because your kids were supposed to be friends with my kids, Bella. Who’s gonna be friends with them now?

Bellatrix: They'll find other friends

Narcissa: Oh sure, because Lucius’s DNA plus my DNA equals a kid who knows how to be make friends. Grow up, Bellatrix!

#incorrect malfoys