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Peter Solarz
styofa doing anything
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Cosimo Galluzzi

if i look back, i am lost

roma★
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Xuebing Du

titsay

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

Product Placement

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most iconic quote by snape, pt. ii
i suppose because it is a headmaster's privilege to delegate less enjoyable task
now you tell me you have been raising him like a pig for slaughter—
it was i who invented them — i, the half-blood prince!
i wish… i wish i were dead…
your head is not allowed in hogsmeade.
give me a reason. give me a reason to do it, and i swear i will.
DON’T CALL ME A COWARD!
then why does it have the name ‘roonil wazlib’ written inside the front cover?
or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?
it’s real for us.
pomfrey: if you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
mcgonagall: maybe a little tipsy?
dumbledore: drunk.
hagrid: wasted.
snape: dead.
most iconic quote from snape, pt. i
tut, tut — fame clearly isn’t everything.
well, it may have escaped your notice, but life isn’t fair.
the mind is not a book, to be opened at will and examined at leisure.
look… at… me…
no part of your body has permission to be in hogsmeade.
if you aren’t as big a bunch of dunderheads as i usually have to teach.
the boy so solid he cannot apparate half an inch across a room.
always.
the mind is a complex and many-layered thing — or at least, most minds are.
you dare use my own spells against me, potter?
severus snape as ao3 tags (click for better quality)
Snape: i know you snuck out last night, potter.
Harry’s inner voice: play dumb!
Harry: who’s potter?
Harry’s inner voice: not that dumb!
Dumbledore: What does “take out” mean?
Hagrid: Food
Lockhart: Date
McGonagall: Murder
Snape: It can be all three if you’re bold enough
Dumbledore: Are you alright?
Snape: I’m gonna start charging people money for asking me that.
Snape: The path to inner peace begins with four words,
Snape: not my fucking problem.
Fred: i got detention today
Molly: what did you do?
Fred: the professor was going on about how out class is impossible to teach and said one of us should try teaching the class one day.
Molly: and?
Fred: i stood up, walked to the front of the class and said “class dismissed”
Dumbledore: you’re smiling, did something good happen?
Snape: i can’t smile just because i feel like it?
McGonagall: lockhart tripped and fell down the grand staircase
Snovers Assemble: The Sequel
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tumblr has a tag limit, couldn’t tag everyone
unwanted tags would be removed <3
content isn’t meant to be offensive!
McGonagall: Why do you like being out in the rain?
Dumbledore: I like splashing in the puddles and rain is just fun.
Snape: I’m trying to get hit by lightning.
Severus: I feel a strange emotion towards you
Umbridge: Respect?
Severus: Never