#source: ytp

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

William: Don’t say fuck to me fuckwad!

Speedwagon: I’ll say fuck to whoever I want to!

William: Fuck you!

Speedwagon: Fuck you!

Jonathan: Fuck both of you shut the fuck up why are you guys yelling at each other right now we’re trying to beat goddamn Dio! I just wanna go back home and get a fucking Mcwhopper from Burger King even though I don’t like Burger King and Burger King is SHIT!

[incorrectpurrfectapawcalypse]

Patches: Imagine for a moment a world in which there was no murder or theft. This would drive me mad. I like murder! I like to kill people for fun!

Olive:

Olive: What?

Patches: Here is a fact: Patches Ito should frighten you.

*camera zooms in on Patches' face and distorts as a scare chord plays*

[incorrectstellarfirmaquotes]

I try to disrupt people in their daily lives, and you should, too.

Trexel

[incorrectpurrfectapawcalypse]

Patches: I try to disrupt people in their daily lives, and you should, too.

[incorrectstellarfirmaquotes]

Oh, yes, this is eldritch horror milk: the fiercest drink in the world!

Trexel

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Don’t talk to me or my 47 lamborghinis ever again

Jobin Higashikata

[incorrectseekerquestquotes]

I try to disrupt people in their daily lives, and you should, too.

Seeker

[incorrectseekerquestquotes]

Seeker: And I want a pony, and I want some napalm, and I want a nuke, and I want-

Fen: I want to die.