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Samael: How dare you stand where she stood?!

Death: Lilith was stood everywhere in this damn hell. What do you want me to do? Float?

God:”Why whenever there is something wrong it’s always you two”*Points to Aziraphale and Crowley*

Pauling: how are we looking?

Scout: sexy, but not like we're trying too hard

Scout: like, sure, we're trying, but it's almost effortless

Bob: I can speak to snakes too. They find me... Whispering... Is this normal for someone like me?

The Outsider: (sarcastically) Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life?

Maria to the captain:just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all do!

*Clarisse's team win capture-the flag*

Annabeth: They won, fair and square...even Percy admits it.

Jason: Where is Percy?

Annabeth: Still in the showers. We think he's trying to drown himself.

Roman: You see, I, unlike you, am the adult in charge here, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.

Emerald: Yeah, but you, unlike me, are a git.

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