#source:sanders sides

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Thomas:I'm afraid I'm gonna need your name.

Isol:

Isol:

Isol:(breathes in)

Isol:No.

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Monty:  Sometimes I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

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Jenny:She isn't pacman, she can't eat her way to victory.

Eleven:Hm. That does sound awesome though, may I try it.

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Rozzi:Who would ever want to live in a cartoon world-

Eleven:Ohhhh, that sounds like so much funnn! I wish....

Rozzi:Question answered.

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Arda:This is rather intriguing. So you believe every movie has a darker meaning or a misleading message?

Daniel:Exactly.

Emma:This is ridiculous! Disney movies are the embodiment of goodness and purity.

Arda:Well, how about this? I will name Disney movies and you two tell me what I'm supposed to learn from each movie.

Emma:Deal!

Daniel:Alright.

Arda: Cinderella.

Emma: Ha! Easy. Believe in your dreams and one day, they will come true.

Daniel:Just wait around your entire life, subjecting yourself to the cruelty of your ungrateful, ignorant family members, until some magical fairy comes along to save you. Don't take action yourself.

Emma:She had mice, too!

Daniel:She should’ve had scissors too. Not to mention, men can't memorize the face of a woman they've been dancing around with for hours, not even by her hair color, they have to rely on the shoe. Ergo, men are idiots.

Emma:He was a very busy prince! He had a lot on his mind!

Daniel:He was yawning while looking at women, he didn’t look particularly busy to me.

Arda:Ooookay, let’s move on. Aladdin? 

Emma:The value of a person is not determined by wealth. A diamond in the rough can be found anywhere, even someone who may be considered a street rat.

Daniel:And they can get what they want by lying and deceiving their way right into the castle and getting the princess.

Emma:Aw, come on! He came clean in the end! He even freed the Genie!

Daniel:Yeah, he did. But not before (Emma guffaws) LYING AND DECEIVING his way right into the castle and getting the princess!

Arda: Beauty and the Beast?

Emma:Okay, I know what you're gonna say, you're gonna say-

Daniel:Stockholm Syndrome.

Emma:Yep. Buuuut, it is so much more than just a prisoner falling in love with her kidnapper! It is about a love that transcends outward appearance. Even a beastly, hairy, animal- you're right, that doesn't sound much better. 

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Nicky:(looks at her phone) Oh, I should get going, it’s almost time for the audition.

Zahir:Fracture a femur.

Nicky:......what? I hope I don’t.

Zahir:The original saying is break a leg, but I improved it.

Nicky:I hate both of those equally.

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Hyejin:You’re saying that this is how you feel around him. You can’t deny how you feel.

Isol:I also once ‘felt’ that the drink I left alone in the other room for ten seconds was definitely poisoned and if I drank it, I would die. I’m not always right about my feelings.

Hyejin:So you don’t think you feel warm and fuzzy around him?

Isol:Next question.

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Aya:No stabbing people until they talk! No violence!

Jackie:Of course. There are far less barbaric, much more fun ways of sabotage~

Aya:Don’t make me regret trusting you. I don’t want to be stuck with an evil cat girl.

Jackie:Oh, you’re not stuck with an evil cat girl. You’re stuck with a cat girl!~

Aya:Oh, brother.