Nov 2, 2021
Potimas: Please sit in this chair. I’d like to ask you some questions.
Katia, whispering to Schlain’s ear: Deny everything.
Schlain: That’s not a chair
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Potimas: Please sit in this chair. I’d like to ask you some questions.
Katia, whispering to Schlain’s ear: Deny everything.
Schlain: That’s not a chair
Rowdy; “Two cowboys were lost in the dessert and were starving hungry. Finally, they see a tree in the distance, covered in bacon. One cowboy says “Look, it’s a bacon tree! We’re saved!” But when he runs to the tree, he’s shot down in a hail of bullets. And with his dying breath he said, “It’s not a bacon tree...it’s a ham-bush.”
The Houses as HP Pick up Lines
Ravenclaw: I must need occlumency becuase I can't get you out of my thoughts.
Gryffindor: You're a chaser? Because I was sure you were a keeper.
Hufflepuff: Your smile's like Expelliarmus. Simple yet disarming.
Slytherin: Are you a dementor? Becuase you just took my breath away
Wonshik: Am I cool or what?
Hongbin: What.
Wonshik: I said-
Hongbin: I heard you.
Rose: There’s something on your mouth *Kisses it off*
Lisa: There’s something on yours too *Kisses Rose*
Jennie: What the fuck do we even buy napkins for??
Haseul: Sooyoung, if I don't make it back, I want you to lead the group.
Yves:
Haseul: To the dorm. Lead them to the dorm so Vivi can take over as the leader.
Yves: Oh, thank God, I thought you were gonna give me a long-term responsibility.
Cheryl: Are you in the mood for a quickie?
Toni: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what?
Cheryl: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.
Toni:...
Toni: It's pronounced Quiche!
Hoseok: Namjoon, I saw that! Why can't you just admit you're gay? It's okay that you are!
Namjoon: What? I'm not!
Hoseok: You were so flirting with Seokjin. That's pretty gay.
Namjoon: I was not! All I said was that his hair smelled like strawberries and his eyes were beautiful, and that he is an amazing person, and that I wish I could always be around him. We're best friends.
Seokjin: You're fucking hopeless.