#source: @teaboot

[selphiahaven]

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

MJ: Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch". Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Stephen: Just once in my life I wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first.

Tony: What are the extra two?

Stephen: Denial 2 and Astral Projection.

[salty-ironstrange-shipper]

Tony: I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

Stephen: You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats.

[selphiahaven]