Nov 20, 2025
Richter: random guy always texts me thinking i'm his pastor and has only referred to himself as "My disciple Lowe" and i've never questioned him
Captain Lowe (over text): Awaiting your permission to pee.
Richter: Not yet. Remind me once more when the restoration of the El begins.
Captain Lowe: I'm traveling east with the El Search Party. I can't hold it in anymore
Richter: You hold that piss coward
Captain Lowe: Yes pastor