#source: borderlands

[simple-dorito]

*You and Leon are tied up being interrogated by Victor Gideon*

Gideon; you’re going to tell me who you’ve come for Leon Kennedy, me or the girl.

You: don’t tell him nothing-

Gideon: shut up you’re lucky I don’t hit girls.

You: me neither…but for you I’d make the exception! Oh!

Leon: oh!

[bruhseidon]

Y/N, being captured by the Penguin: I’m full of truth juice! Don’t tell him nothin’, Red—

Penguin, pointing a gun at her: Shut up, kid! You’re lucky I don’t hit girls!

Y/N: Me neither… but for you I’d make an exception~ OHHHHHHH!

Jason, as Red Hood, tied up next to her: OHHH!

Penguin: Enough!

Y/N: ₒₕₕₕₕₕ…

[incorrect-losers]

Belch: Shut up, kid! You’re lucky I don’t hit girls!

Bev: Me neither… but for you I’d make an exception OHHHHHHH!

The losers: OHHH!

Belch: Enough!

Bev: ohhhh~

[thingsoverheardatua]

Midoriya: Still feeling, uh, pretty good. Physically if not morally.

[ouatsqincorrect]

Regina, to Snow: You lost me at "instead of punching."

[incorrectpsychonautsquotes]

Truman: [over the phone] Sasha, I want an update on the situation.

Sasha: Sir, I’ve got some great allies and we’re working on a way to get Loboto back.

Raz: That’s Truman Zanotto? Is he as much of a badass as I hear?

Truman: Who the hell is that?

Sasha: That is the eleven-year-old boy we got to help us.

Truman:

Truman: …You’re fired, Sasha.

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Spinner: You lost me at ‘instead of punching’.