#source: choke

[incorrectaliceinborderland]

Nobody can expect you to remember every near-death experience.

Arisu

[webweavearchives]

“there's an opposite to déjà vu. they call it jamais vu. it's when you meet the same people or visit places, again and again, but each time is the first. everybody is always a stranger. nothing is ever familiar.”

—choke by chuck palahniuk

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

You tell me, what does it get you if you can square root a hypotenuse and then some hunter shoots you in the beak?

Plucky Duck to Granny

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

If you're ever in a big hotel lobby, and they start to play 'Those Endearing Young Charms,' get the heck out.  Don't think, run.

Bugs Bunny

[incorrect-inkwyrm-quotes-blog]

Robert’s Diary: If you’re going to read this, don't bother. After a couple pages you won't want to be here. So forget it. Go away. Get out while you're still in one piece.

[totallycorrectpjo]

[Annabeth and Percy are on a date on the top of huge architectural structure]

Annabeth: The view tonight is beautiful.

Percy: Thanks.

Annabeth: You’re starting to sound like Leo.

Percy: No, he would have said “you’re welcome”.