Incorrect Alice in Borderland Quotes

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Total BS that when Sleeping Beauty spends all day in bed, she's a 'beautiful princess', but when I do the same, I'm 'clinically depressed'.

Arisu

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Arisu: I am so gentle and kind-hearted.

Usagi: And stupid.

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Aguni: What exactly is your motivation?

Niragi: Pure, unadulterated spite.

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Hatter: No one here is straight, right?

Aguni:

Ann:

Mira:

Chishiya:

Niragi: *slowly starts to raise hand*

Last Boss: *slowly reaches over to lower Niragi's hand*

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Tatta: Ann and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us.

Kuzuryu: *sighing* What did Ann do?

Tatta: She chased him to the next light, then reached into his window and-

Ann: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Asahi: I'm a strong woman who doesn't need a man.

Asahi: ...because I need my girlfriend.

Asahi: Babe, please help, I'm scared. There's a spider in the shower.

Momoka: *sighs* I'll go get a flip flop.

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I am a cat, and no cat anywhere ever gave anyone a straight answer.

Chishiya

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Usagi: Chishiya.

Chishiya: Aye?

Usagi: Arisu is in danger.

Chishiya: Have you considered keeping a more watchful eye on him? Maybe just lock him up somewhere.

Usagi: He is locked up, in a room, bound to die for helping you!

Chishiya: There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes.

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The clothes tell a story. Yours is the story of a deranged kick-boxer who still lives with his mother in Queens.

Chishiya to Aguni

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Chishiya: Niragi...

Kuina: Our arch-enemy! Well, your arch-enemy! I...er...You know, I don't think he even knows my name.

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Chota: I know! We'll have some sort of signal! Like a distress signal! A secret signal so we can find each other during Games! Can you imitate a sloth?

Arisu: Chota?

Chota: Yes, Arisu?

Arisu: I don't think sloths make a lot of noise.

Chota: *pauses* That's why it's perfect! No one will suspect we're working together!

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Kyuma: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Maki: Well, that's encouraging.

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Niragi: Well, good luck with that. *pulls out a knife* I'm armed.

Chishiya: Hm. *pulls out a cleaver* So am I.

Niragi: Child's play. *pulls out a machete*

Chishiya: Adorable. *pulls out a harpoon gun*

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Nobody can expect you to remember every near-death experience.

Arisu

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Arisu: A psychic on the street just said, 'Why don't you come in for a reading, sweetie?' and without missing a beat, I said, 'No thanks, I can't read'.

Arisu: I bet her psychic intuition didn't warn her I'd say something that stupid.

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Niragi: 'Sup, losers.

Mira: Hello, Niragi.

Niragi: Mira, Hatter, Last Boss...Ice Queen.

Ann: Why does everyone keep calling me that?

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That would be so cool if it wasn't going to be the last thing we were ever gonna see!

Chota