#source: federations

[the-fallen-empire17]

Clint, after a mission: God, I hate being alive! I just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances!

Clint, watching Cop Dogs and eating pizza: Ok, I'm done being dramatic, I finally started my mission report and it's not that bad

[emmikay]

Rumpleteazer: Everlasting, I hate being alive. I just wanna die by London's docks under mysterious circumstances–

(later)

Rumpleteazer: Okay, I’m done being dramatic. I finally started cleaning my room and it’s not that bad.