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Bruce*trying to be insightful*: The only thing I know is that I know nothing
Clint *through a mouthful of chips*: Aw, hey, don't say that. You know things.
Bruce: No, I meant-
Clint: If you want I can teach you some stuff.
Bruce:
Clint:
Bruce:
Clint *points*: That's a tree
Frank: Not much could ruin this not so shitty day!
[Daredevil appears from the shadows]
Daredevil: Frank, I can't let you kill those men
Frank: I forgot saying that summons him
Bucky: You can't think of one thing you like about me?
Sam:
Sam: I like when you're sad
Foggy *mumbling*: Murderer say what
Defendant: what?
Judge: Guilty!
Clint, after a mission: God, I hate being alive! I just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances!
Clint, watching Cop Dogs and eating pizza: Ok, I'm done being dramatic, I finally started my mission report and it's not that bad
[At a bar, drunk Matt pretending he has no super senses]
Matt: You call it bad at darts, I call it freestyle acupuncture
Bartender: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar
*Steve hands Sam his shield*
Steve: This is for you
Sam: What are you doing?
Steve: Resigning, you're the new Captain America
Sam: But I-
Steve: New Captain I said!
Sam: Yes, sir! (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
[Scott waits outside Avengers compound]
Tony: Halt, traveler, you must solve our riddle to continue.
Steve *sighs*: Here we go
Tony: ONE of us only tells the truth. The other only tells LIES.
Steve: Jesus Christ, Tony, I said I was sorry!
Scott: Guys, can I come in? It's cold
Matt: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as ‘Eagle One’
Matt: Elektra, code name 'Been there, done that'
Matt: Karen is 'currently doing that'
Matt: Claire is 'it happened once in a dream'
Matt: Foggy. Codename, 'if I had to pick a dude'
Matt: Frank is... 'Eagle 2'
Frank: Oh thank God
[Some press conference]
Tony: Before I begin I want to make sure this mic is working. If your name is mike please stand up
*a few journalists stand up*
Tony: Thank you!
Tony: And that concludes the mike check!
[Every Avengers meeting after Civil War]
Steve: Do you have a question, Tony?
Tony: Yeah, I have a lot of questions
Tony: Number one: How dare you?
[Foggy after finding out about Daredevil]
Foggy: This is the worst day ever!
Matt: Is it because I almost died?
Foggy: No, because it's a little humid- Of course it's because you almost died!!! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
Tony: Alright, everyone ready for the gala? Limo'll be here in a minute
Steve: Clint, you don't eat a hot dog wearing a tuxedo
Clint *chewing*: This hot dog's not wearing a tuxedo
Steve: Come on, team! What would Zack Efron say at a time like this?
Steve: We're all in this together!
Foggy [arriving to the office]: Hello, guys, are you having fun?
Matt: No, I'm having dark, disturbing thoughts that I don't like to talk about
[Iron man lying on the lab floor]
Tony *whispers*: Pepper, something happened
Pepper *kneeling next to him*: What's wrong, Tony?
Tony: I... I'll never walk again
Pepper: Oh no! What happened?!
*Tony levitates with the suit's propulesors*
Tony: I learnt how to make the suit fly
Pepper: Tony! That's not fucking funny!
Matt: The worst nightmare I've ever had, I was at church and I saw father Lantom, he kept telling me that I wasn't Daredevil. I was like, of course I'm Daredevil, father. But he just looked at me and told me that I was a patient at a psychiatric hospital and that my mind had constructed this fantasy of a world on fire in order to escape the guilt of having watched my dad die.
Matt: That sure was a spooky dream! Anyway, what are some of your worst vigilanting nightmares? Leave me a comment or a video response and remember to subscribe!
*Foggy and Karen stare at each other*
Foggy: Ok, buddy, we will do those things you just told us to do.
Karen: Subscribe to what?
Foggy: Shhh!