#source: gmw

[incorrectstarvs]

Star: Hey, Earth really isn't all that different from Mewni. look, there's a warnicorn!

Marco: That's a horse, Star. Star: Star: What’s a horse??

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Gwen (to Leia): I'd rather be a fool with you than to be anything without you.

[alien-slushie]

Midoriya and Monoma being Riley and Maya from Girl Meet World because....well I dont have a reason but when do I ever?

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Monoma: Awards are a scam! I guy like me never had a chance Aizawa, never had a chance!

Monoma, glances at Izuku:...

Midoriya: Alright I'll do it, but its ridiculous.

Midoriya: Its a scam Aizawa! He never had a chance!

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All Might: *runs into class with izuku in his arms and sets him on the desk, locking Todoroki outside*

All Might: Young Midoriya, it's time for The Talk.

Midoriya: In front of the whole class?!

Monoma: Yeah give him the talk, let's see what you know.

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Midoriya: You have to do the homework Monoma! This teacher's insane, a total nut job! I think theres something seriously wrong with him.

All Might: ...Hi Young Midoriya.

Midoriya: Hi All Might!

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Monoma: *puts his hand over Midoriya's eyes*

Midoriya: Oh I know this! Its Monoma! I know because I saw you put your hand over my face.

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Midoriya, seeing Mina put on mascara: Why that?

Monoma: It brings out your eyes.

Midoriya: Why would I want to take out my eyes?

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Todoroki: Hey guys.

Midoriya, raises his hand: Todoroki!

Monoma: Hand.

Midoriya, puts down hand: Todoroki!

Monoma: Grown up voice.

Midoriya: Todoroki, hello.

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All Might: Its only gym class.

Denki: They throw things at me!

All Might: Who?

Denki: Monoma!

Monoma:...I'm the pitcher.

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Midoriya and Monoma: *brushing a horse in Midoriya's dorm room*

Aizawa: *tiredly walks in*

Monoma: What horse? *puts a lamp shade on horse's head*

Aizawa: I was up with Eri all night, very tired. *looks at the horse* Mic we need bread.

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Monoma, in shorts: What are these?

Midoriya: These, are your legs.

Monoma, looking at his legs: Have you ever seen anything so light?

Midoriya: Once, when I looked into the sun.

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Tensei: Mic and I finish eachothers...

Mic: Sentences!

Monoma: Yeah? That all you do?

Midoriya: Because Monoma

Monoma: and I

Midoriya: can read

Monoma: eachothers

Midoriya: minds! What am I thinking of?

Both: One two three: Pizza! One two three: Clouds! One two three: Denki!

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Monoma: Thank you for untying me.

Midoriya: Are you still mad at me?

Monoma: Let me think: yes! *tackles him*

Midoriya: So, wanna sleep over?

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Midoriya: I hope Jirou looks up from her music so she doesn't miss out on life.

Monoma: Apple?

Midoriya: Grape. I hope Denki stops using comedy to cover up his inner turmoil.

Monoma: Uh they're out of grape.

Midoriya: Surprise me.

Monoma: They're not really out of grape!

Midoriya: What a nice surprise!

Monoma: Did you get to Bakugou yet?

Midoriya: I hope Kacchan...I hope Kacchan has a very bad day. >:(

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Midoriya: We're sneaking out.

Monoma: I'm so proud of you.

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Midoriya and Rody: *staring up at Monoma and Todoroki*

Monoma: Hes wearing the same clothes.

Todoroki: Who's that? *points at Rody*

Monoma: While we're wearing new, different clothes.

Todoroki: Who's that? *still pointing*

Monoma: He looks sleepy to me.

Todoroki: That one there; Who is that?

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Monoma: Do the worst thing you can think of, right now.

Midoriya: Hi to everyone but you! *gasps*

Monoma: D:

Midoriya: I'm sorry.

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Midoriya: They're just Tacos.

Monoma: What?!

Midoriya: Do we have to be first in line?

Monoma: I would regard not being first in line my greatest personal failure since not understanding fractions.

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Monoma: Would you kidnap someone who really needed to be kidnapped, and handcuff them to the radiator and lock the door and not tell anybody?

Midoriya:...Did you do something?

Monoma: *nods*

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Midoriya: *throws a hand full of glitter into the air.*

Monoma: You carry glitter in your pocket.

Midoriya: I used to carry butterflies but...

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Monoma: Will you stop smiling?

Midoriya: I'm not smiling Monoma, this is my upset face.

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Uraraka: How does he not know?

Monoma: Look at the new hero!

Midoriya: *excitedly looks out the window*

Monoma: He doesn't know because he has us.

Bakugou: The Deku Committee.

Monoma: We exist to keep certain information away from Midoriya.

Uraraka: Like what?

Bakugou: Everything really.

All Might: Listen! This committee can't protect him for the rest of his life. Hes getting too observant!

Bakugou: Hes looking at a new hero right now.

All Might: Well someone has to tell him.

Monoma: You do it.

All Might: *coughs up blood.*

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Monoma: Hi sweetie.

Midoriya: Peaches!

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A/N Okay I'm done.

[ace-aussie-asshole]

Rose Granger-Weasley, Talking About James: If he doesn’t ask you by the week before, I’ll look at you like this and say “you gotta problem”.

Alice Longbottom II: You look at me like that a lot.

Rose Grange-Weasley: You gotta a lot of problems.

[muslimintp-1999-girl]

Conan : The blonde beauty

Haibara : Rei talks about himself like that?

Conan : He was talking about you

Haibara : Ohhh...

[tessajem]

Jace: Alec and I are the best friends on the planet.

Will: Well that’s cute, cause Jem and I are the best friends in all of existence which included your crummy planet.

Jace: Alec and I finish each other’s...

Alec: Sentences

Will: Yeah, is that all you can do?

Jem: Will

Will: And I

Jem: Can

Will: Read

Jem: Each

Will: Other’s

Jem: Minds

Will: What am I think thinking?

Jem and Will: 1. 2. 3. Books.

Jem and Will: 1. 2. 3. Bridget’s cooking.

Jem and Will: 1. 2. 3. Tessa.

Jace: Yeah, like we can’t do that.

Jace: 1. 2. 3

Jace: Swords

Alec: Can’t do it!

[thosesillylittlegayghosts]

Sirius: Mrs James!

Lily: Mr James!

James: Look, it’s my favorite person in the world! And my wife!

[icapturethecastle]

Fred: Maybe I'm dreaming. Pinch me.

F.P: *pinches Fred*

Fred: Not on the butt!

F.P: Sorry. It was just right there.