#incorrect t9s

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Jay: So you like cats?

Leia: Yeah.

Jay: *tries to impress her by slowly pushing a glass off the table*

[sabrinaswifts]

*When John and Steve hear Ryland doing some obnoxious cheer*

John: What is that?

Steve: I don't know. It's irritating, arrogant, and slightly offkey

John: Oh, um. Y'know, it's gotta be Ryland

Steve: Mhm

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Incorrect T9S quotes - based on this T7S scene

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Leia: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?

Nate: The same way I make onion rings!

Nate: *grabs a chainsaw*

[getyoursorryasstomine]

1994. Animal Lover

Jay: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Jay: And I started thinking.

Jay: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Jay: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Betsy: Are you ok?

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Donna: My hands are cold.

Eric: Here, let me hold them.

Donna: My lips are cold too.

Eric: *covers Donna's mouth with their hand*

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Gwen: Boyfriends are overrated.

Leia: And how would you know Gwen?

Gwen: Because I don’t need one Leia.

*Gwen lovingly gazes into Leia’s eyes*

[getyoursorryasstomine]

Gwen (to Leia): I'd rather be a fool with you than to be anything without you.