#source: incorrect-got-quotes

[john-jungkook]

Seokjin: Knock knock.

Yoongi: No.

Seokjin: You don't understand how this joke works.

[marquisoforder]

Magnus: For Halloween I’m going to wear a trashbag, and when people are like, “Oh, you’re going as trash, haha,” I’ll be like, “Close, I’m going as my biological father.”

[rainbowkarolinas]

Gert: I don’t like Chase. 

Alex: *starts coughing and wheezing uncontrollably*

Gert: Oh my god are you okay?

Alex: Yeah I’m fine. I’m just allergic to bullshit.

[softestvirgil]

Roman: Oh, god, I fucked up again?!

Logan, narrating: He said, with surprise in his voice for some reason.

[rainbowkarolinas]

Chase: They call me coffee because I grind so fine.

Karolina: Oh my god.

Alex: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am.

Karolina: Alex, stop it.

Nico: They call me coffee-

Karolina: Please no.

Nico: Because I’m dark and bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.

Karolina: Oh.

[rainbowkarolinas]

Chase: *angry* Fuck me.

Gert: *mumbles* If you really want me to…

Chase: What?

Gert: I SAID AS IF ANYONE WOULD EVEN WANT TO.

[rainbowkarolinas]

Chase: People under 5'9" can't talk about fighting someone. Like, what are they gonna do? Headbutt somebody in the nipples?

Molly: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

[rainbowkarolinas]

Molly: You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Chase: Don’t take it personally, but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.