#source: incorrectghostoftsushima

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Yoruichi: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Byakuya: I do have a sense of humour, you know.

Yoruichi: I've never heard you laugh before.

Byakuya: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Hisagi: Your future self is hating the decisions you're making right now.

Kira: Bold of you to assume my current self isn't also hating the decisions I'm making right now.

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Kensei: How are you sleeping?

Hisagi: Like a baby.

Hisagi: Every two hours, I wake up screaming.

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Yamamoto: We commend the body of my fallen lieutenant and friend, Sasakibe, to the abode of the damned.

Yamamoto: The damned good-looking.

Byakuya:

Kyoraku: 

Unohana: 

Ukitake:

Yamamoto: Sasakibe begged me to tell that joke at his funeral.

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Yachiru: How can Byakuya say Ken-chan is barbaric? He's the most precious, soft little soul.

Kenpachi, wiping blood off his face: YEAH I'M ADORABLE!

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Byakuya: I am not going to the botanical garden by myself!

Byakuya: What? Am I going to walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone, like some pervert?!