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**talking about his experience with the EBKs**
Ichigo: all these hoes got problems! All of them got deep rooted issues: Ohagi, Ryeek and Nico stupid as fuck! Jaír, Olori, Riina and Kazu are damn crazy! Nuria and Kartier emotionally unstable! Azure and Lotus got some deep rooted damn childhood issues or something! And Hekka just don't give a fuck! I don't know if there's a pill for that.
Women Soul Reaper Association: *watch Lord of the Rings together*
Rangiku: Now everyone vote for the best man.
Girls: Ok.
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Rangiku: What was that you've written, Momo-chan?!
Momo: "Aragorn". What's wrong?
Rangiku: No, I mean in "why" blank... "He didn't stab one who admired him!". Do you realize how low such a bar is?
Momo: *shrugs* I recognized the look in Éowyn's eyes. I saw it in... the mirror.
Everyone: Oh.
Momo: But Aragorn is better.
Rangiku: Glad you got that, kid! And never agree for less than Aragorn when you actually look for your chosen one.
Momo: But Aragorn is not real.
Rangiku: You still deserve no less!
Momo: Haha, thank you.
Aizen: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% handsome. Ichigo: That’s 200%. Aizen: I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.
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Ichigo, to Aizen: Please, picking locks is my specialty. Ichigo: *throws a brick through the window* Ichigo: Okay, let’s go.
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Aizen: Hey, what’s your Netflix password? Ichigo: ihopeyoudie Aizen: Thank you!
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Aizen: *pulls back the curtain while Ichigo is showering* Aizen: Hey did we - stop screaming it’s me - did we run out of Cheerios?
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Ichigo: If this plan goes down the drain, where should we regroup? Aizen: The afterlife, I guess.
*Yachiru and Nemu set them up for a date against their will*
Mayuri: So what's your favourite color?
Kenpachi: Stop asking dumbass questions Kurotsuchi,ask something smart instead
Mayuri: Alright...
Mayuri: How much sodium bicarbonate is needed to neutralize 0.8 milliliters of sulfuric acid? :)
Kenpachi: ...Pink
Lisa, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? Hiyori : Bold of you to assume I was born at all. Mashiro: I personally was created in a lab. Aizen: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Lisa: I haven’t slept in 72 hours… Hiyori : I haven’t slept in 80. I’m the insomnia king! Mashiro: Ha! I haven’t slept in 90 hours, I’m aiming for an even 100. Aizen: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Lisa: What is love? Mashiro: An emotional minefield. Aizen: A neurochemical reaction. Hiyori : Baby don't hurt me.
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Mashiro: Where’s my chair? Lisa: Hiyori broke it over Aizen’s back while they were wrestling. Aizen: Correction, Hiyori was wrestling. I was eating soup.
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Kyoraku: Where's Kenpachi?
Mayuri: What? Do you think i have him microchipped or something?
Kyoraku: Well do you?
Mayuri: ...
Mayuri: Yeah hang on
Mayuri, angrily on his tippitoes: I CAN TAKE YOU, I CAN TAKE YOU ANYDAY!
Zaraki, in a flirty tone: I'm sure you can...
Mayuri: I'LL BEAT- *gulps* I... I meant in a fight.
Zaraki, leans closer: Sure you did... 😏
Yumichika: Captain,Do you feel dominated by your husband?
Kenpachi: I-
Mayuri: No, he doesn't.
Kenpachi: No, I don't...
