May 23
Kyoraku: Where's Kenpachi?
Mayuri: What? Do you think i have him microchipped or something?
Kyoraku: Well do you?
Mayuri: ...
Mayuri: Yeah hang on
seen from Nepal
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Spain
seen from Spain
seen from United States
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from Argentina
seen from Romania
seen from China
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
Kyoraku: Where's Kenpachi?
Mayuri: What? Do you think i have him microchipped or something?
Kyoraku: Well do you?
Mayuri: ...
Mayuri: Yeah hang on
Mayuri grinning at you menacingly: I'm going to rearrange your guts...
Mayuri: wait, wait! I'm not flirting! I meant it literally!! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!!
*Ichigo and Rukia are sitting in the window of a cafe.*
Ichigo: He'll be coming soon, you'll see him! He's gorgeous, my super-handsome neighbor! I talked to him two days ago, he's nice and likes cats!
*Grimmjow comes home looking like he's at a crime scene.* *Looks like he WAS a crime scene.*
Rukia: …Is there blood in his hair...?!
Ichigo: He's gorgeous, isn't he?
Aizen, throwing their head into Ichigo's lap: Tell me I'm pretty! Ichigo, lovingly stroking their hair: You're pretty fucking annoying, that's what you are.
----
Aizen: I prevented a murder today. Ichigo: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that? Aizen: Self-control.
----
Aizen: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now. Ichigo: There are no books in prison. Aizen: *sighs* Thank you.
---
Aizen: BE A BETTER PERSON! Ichigo: WHY?! Aizen: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!
---
Aizen: Ichigo is playing hard to get. Aizen: Little do they know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
Hello Hello, after a long while, its back!!! Omake for CH9 of Chaos Theory !!!!
----
Kyouka when Aiichi back on their bs:
-----
Alternatively:
-----
----
Gotei meeting in a nutshell:
Mayuri: TeeheeheeheeoOoaaa let me commit war crimes on the prisoner. Ukitake: NO. NO. BAD TAICHOU! DOWN. Yamamoto: TO THE TORTURE CELL WITH THE PRISONER! Ukitake: NO. NO. BAD SOU-TAICHOU! Soi-Fon: TO THE TORTURE CELL WITH THE PRISONER! Ukitake: ARE THERE ANY SANE PEOPLE LEFT IN THIS FUCKING PLACE?!
----
---
This isn't a meme but an excerpt from the chapter but it deserves to be here.
----
----
-----
---
Finally some incorrect quotes for the soul:
----
sometime after the TYBW:
Aizen: I learned some very valuable lessons from this. Ichigo: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away. Aizen: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
----
Aizen: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Ichigo: Twelve, actually. Aizen: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Ichigo: Yours! Aizen: That's right: no one's.
----
During the Hell Arc:
*Aizen, cooking* Kisuke: Any chance that’s for me? Aizen: It’s for Ichigo. I’m planning on making some questionable decisions, and I need him on my side. Rukia: Y'know? I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
----
Ichigo desperately trying to teach the Gotei morality:
Ichigo: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Byakuya: Have everyone stand. Ukitake: Bring three more chairs! Aizen: The most important ones can sit down. Kenpachi: Kill three.
----
Shinji: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Ichigo: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Rukia: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Kisuke: I knew I lost my sanity somewhere! Aizen: My moral code? Why I'd almost forgotten I used to posess one. Shinji: Shinji: Can y'all lighten up a bit?
As always, there's more Omake in the #AITTF tag.
Rangiku: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Momo: Wasn't Captain Ichimaru with you?
Gin: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised!
Ichigo: …So do you want to like-hang out?
Rukia: What are we doing now?
Ichigo: No, I mean like outside. Go on an… activity. Together.
Rukia: What kind of activity?
Ichigo: Um- the one where *cough* a boy and a girl- meet.
Rukia: …
Rukia: Oh. I think I get it.
Ichigo: You do??
Later, Rukia has two wooden swords and throws one at Ichigo, ready to combat.
Ichigo: …
Ichigo: So you didn’t get it.
char: the world must be torn down and rebuilt. char, a parent figure to them: man i miss when you just wanted candy.
MEGUMI + GOJO, law + corazon, DRAGON + GARP, chuuya + mori, DAZAI/RANPO + FUKUZAWA, ihigo + isshin, kaneki + arima, LEVI + ERWIN, harry + james/sirius/remus, grindelwald + bathilda lol