#incorrect quotes bleach

[nonoel-28]

Yumichika: What do I get?

Ikkaku: A night of fashion, mischief, mayhem, and possible death.

Yumichika: Ooh, check, check, and check; not sure about that last one.

Ikkaku: It won't be you.

Yumichika: I'll get my coat.

[neon-crayons]

Toshiro Hitsugaya: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.

Gin Ichimaru: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just overdosed in his own pool.

Toshiro Hitsugaya: ...

Gin Ichimaru: Big difference

[dr-skazka]

I need to put This somewhere before I forget or go insane-

Yoruichi: WHO THE FUCK USED MY MAKEUP!

Kisuke, sliding into Frame with the most dashing dress and makeup on:✨Me~✨ *gets a Box thrown at his Face*

Yoruichi: THIS SHIT IS EXPENSIVE I SWEAR TO THE SOUL KING-

[funnybleachstuff]

Orihime: Technically Robocop is a transformer.

Ichigo:

Orihime: His name should have been Stoptimus Crime.

Ichigo: It's 4 AM

[strongestshinigami]

Yumichika: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one...

Kenpachi, taking out his sword: Manslaughter it is, then.

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Shinji's Funeral

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Warnings: None

Fandoms: Bleach... and I don't know

Shinji: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

Hiyori: If?

Lisa: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

[nonoel-28]

Uryuu: Everyone synchronise your watches.

Orihime: I don't know how to do that.

Chad: I don't wear a watch.

Ichigo: Time is a construct.

[nonoel-28]

Ichigo, walking into his room: Hello, people who do not live here.

Renji: Hey.

Rangiku: Hi.

Yumichika: Hello.

Ikkaku: Hey!

Toshiro: *nods head in greeting*

Ichigo: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Rukia: We were out of Doritos.