#source: matilda

[emotionally-ralphunctioning]

“I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.”

- Jack Merridew

[ninjaturtlecosmo]

*Its early in the morning, and almost everyone on the meteor is still asleep..... All except for Tavros and his trustworthy canine sidekick Bec, both of whom have snuck into Vriska's room and into her bathroom, so Tavros could pull one of many pranks up his sleeve as revenge for years of torment that the cerulean blooded Troll put him through; In this case, Tavros is currently pouring all of Vriska's shampoo and conditioner down the drain so he can replace both of them with different hair dyes, bronze hair dye in the conditioner bottle, and violet hair dye in the shampoo bottle*

Bec:.......*lightly sniffs the hair dye as Tavros pours it in both bottles*........ 0^0 *slowly sticks his tongue out, as if intending to lick the bottles*

Tavros:*wearing gloves as he does this, he lightly pushes Bec away from the bottles by his head* No Bec, you can't eat this..... Hair dye is really poisonous if you try to consume it like that.

Bec: 0^0

Tavros: Besides......B) We need all the bronze and violet we can use for this to work so well.......

*Just then, Tavros hears the sound of Vriska waking up and getting out of bed, a clear sign that he and Bec need to get the hell out or hide now*

Tavros: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crap..... *looks around in a panic, looking to the towel cabinet* Bec, you hide in there! I'll hide under the sink!

*Obeying his master, Bec quickly hides in the towel cabinet, while Tavros hides in the cabinet under the sink. As soon as they hide, a sleepy Vriska walks in, a small radio in hand so she has something to play music to help her wake up more. Vriska turns on the radio, which immediately plays "Violet" by Hole, and which she sings along to as she turns on the shower and gets out of her pajamas before stepping under the warm water*

Vriska: 🎶 And the sky was made of amethyst

And all the stars were just like little fish

You should learn when to go

You should learn how to say no

Might last a day, yeah

Mine is forever

Might last a day, yeah

Mine is forever

When they get what they want, and they never want it again

And they get what they want, and they never want it again

Go on, take everything, take everything, I want you to

Go on, take everything, take everything, I want you to 🎶

Tavros:.......*slowly peeks out of the sink cabinet, realizing the coast is clear now that Vriska is in the shower*......*looks to the towel cabinet where Bec is still hiding*

Bec:*sticks his snout out before revealing his big dopey marble eyes to Tavros, as if to ask if its safe to go*

Tavros;*nods, quickly coming out of his hiding space and helping Bec out of his* Come on boy, lets hurry! Go, go, go! *quickly runs out of the bathroom and out of the bedroom witb Bec, all the while, smirking to himself at how glorious this prank will turn out to be*

Later, in the living room/kitchen area where breakfast is being served

Vriska:*walks in, completely oblivious to the fact her hair is now a mix between bronze and violet* Damn, that smells fucking delicious......

Eridan;*eating the breakfast Rosali made for him when he looks over to Vriska, his jaw dropping at the sight of her hair as he drops his fork*..........

Vriska:......... The hell's wrong with you, Dualscar? Hey, Rosali, what are you making?

Rosali: I just made pancakes and sausages for everyone! ^v^ *turns around to face Vriska* Here's your pla-- *screams out in surprise at Vriska's hair* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........... Vriska........ its great if you're trying new things, but..... what did you do to your hair?

Vriska:......... My hair?........ *looks around for a nearby mirror, walking towards one when she finds it and looking at her reflection* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams in horror at the sight of her hair, falling over and fainting on the spot*

Tavros: }:) *smirking to himself at the table as he takes a proud bite of his pancakes, while giving Bec one of his sausages*

[virtuouswhitehatorganization]

Dario Giving His Honest Evaluation On Heed

Dario: Miss Heed has the same glacial beauty of an iceburg, but unlike the iceburg she has absolutely nothing below the surface

[incorrectnwsl]

Becky Sauerbrunn *to Christen Press about KO*: Look, whatever it is, she's your problem now.

[jazzkat1213]

Shadow Weaver: Children, nasty horrible little things the lot of them. Glad I never was one.

Hordak, a clone: mood

The Child Army: 😐

[incorrectspquotes]

I cannot for the life of me understand why children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.

Miss Arabella Wicked, probably. 

[goblet-of-lukewarm-water]

Walburga: Why would she want some snotty, disobedient kid?

Euphemia: Because he’s a spectacularly wonderful child and I love him.

[incorrect-nosgoth]

I cannot for the life of me understand why children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.

Kain, a model father