#source: myself

[percabethconvos]

Annabeth IM-ing Thalia: Yeah I'm probably going to be a little late

Thalia: Why?

Annabeth: Percy and I were cuddling and he fell asleep on me

Thalia: So move him?

Annabeth: Absolutely not.

[heart-dotmp4]

Cringe and Free?

Lawrie: Why do people say "Cringe and Free"? No I'm not, This is like my full-time job, Pay me.

[bambinafangirls]

spencer: are you ok?

emily, sighing: last night i dreamt i was scissoring a coworker and now i don’t know if i can look her in the face

jj: hey guys!

emily, looking away: hi jj!

[vulcan-biology]

epitaph by king crimson is one of the best songs ever made actually

[leihaddock]

Trans Steve Rogers who wears ridiculously tight clothes because he’s finally in a body he can call home >>>>

[mirrorcatcreditcard]

Ivan, pining for Till: I struggle with same sex attraction.

Till, oblivious and trying to help: Oh really? I'm quite good at it. Tell me if you need any help. I can give you a personal demonstration.

Ivan, internally: Dear lord, save me from my sinful thoughts...

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles: It's suck session Sunday! Scott: Oh, cool, I didn't know you watched Succession! Stiles: What are you talking about? I mean I'm going over to Derek's place tonight.

[eterniravioli]

how to be happy as a max verstappen fan:

delete twitter

listen to f1tv commentators instead of sky sports

embrace your inner hater