spencer: are you ok?
emily, sighing: last night i dreamt i was scissoring a coworker and now i don’t know if i can look her in the face
jj: hey guys!
emily, looking away: hi jj!

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spencer: are you ok?
emily, sighing: last night i dreamt i was scissoring a coworker and now i don’t know if i can look her in the face
jj: hey guys!
emily, looking away: hi jj!
hotch: so explain to me how you two got into a car accident
jj: well, we were driving and there was a deer on the road and emily didn’t notice it, so i said “em, deer!”
hotch: and???
jj: tell him what you said emily
emily: “yes, dear?”
jj: why would you give a knife to a child????
prentiss: reid felt unsafe
jj: now I feel unsafe
prentiss: sorry
prentiss: ...would you like a knife?
hotch: *facepalms*
drunk morgan: i’m so excited for this wedding! are you going or do you have to work?
jj: i’m the bride.
emily: it’s not trespassing if you’re just a girl going for a walk
jj: just a reminder to you emily, as well as everyone else present, you are in fact this unit’s chief
emily & derek: when have we ever done anything rash or irresponsible?
jj & spencer: we keep a list. it’s alphabetised.
emily: you remember brad? the super totally real fbi agent?
jj: go on..
emily: he also jokingly asked me that night what we should name our first child together-
jj: yes?
emily: and i had to tell him that in my first week at the bau i lost a bet to derek and have to without question name my firstborn child megatron. and yet he was still interested
jj: if you for a second think we are naming this baby, our baby, the baby i am currently birthing, megatron of all things, then..
emily: ..then?
jj: find out emily, i dare you.
emily: dom or sub?
jj: i guess dominos, since i don't go to subway that much. don't see why you'd put them in the same category though.