#source: perchance

[pathetic-dreamy]

*Harry falls over*

Zayn: Harry! Are you alright?

Harry: Is that you, God?

Zayn: What?

Harry: It's just, you sound a lot more like Zayn than I expected.

[incorrect-snkquotes]

Yashiro, getting dressed for a formal event: Hey, do you think I can hang myself with this tie?

Shermie: Oh-ho-ho, no! You are NOT getting out of this the easy way!

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Tilly: What did you two do?

Annie:

Tiny:

Tilly: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Dharkon: What are you talking about Galeem? You love it here!

Galeem: I’m not sure I do, I think I’ve just developed Stockholm syndrome.

[ireblongstuff]

Incorrect Quotes #6

Y/N- You, deserve a reward for putting up with me. Gamora- You are my reward. *meanwhile* Peter Quill-You deserve a reward for putting up with me. Gamora- True, you can be really difficult at times.

Source-https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

[entirelyincorrectscpquotes]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

SCP-079

[incorrectnerov-quotes]

Nero: How did you break your leg?

V: Do you see those porch stairs?

Nero: Yes.

V: I didn't.

[sbt-incorrect-quotes]

*Lance teaching Ilana how to drive*

Ilana: Well, at least we had fun. Didn't we, Lance?

Lance, grabbing on to his seat: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.