#source: preacher

[incorrectlotm]

Leonard: So, how's it going, huh?

Klein: It's good. How are you?

Leonard: Good, yeah. Very good... How are you doing?

Klein: I'm still good, Leonard. What's up?

Leonard: Well, see, to me, I think what's up with you seems like the more interesting question here, don't you think?

Klein: What's up with me is I'm stuck in a weird conversation with you.

[incorrectdeathmark]

Ban: So, how's it going, huh?

Akira: It's good. How are you?

Ban: Good, yeah. Very good... How are you doing?

Akira: I'm still good. What's up?

Ban: Well, see, to me, I think what's up with you seems like the more interesting question here, don't you think?

Akira: What's up with me is I'm stuck in a weird conversation with you.

[incorrectateam]

Murdock: So, how's it going, huh?

Face: It's good. How are you?

Murdock: Good, yeah. Very good... How are you doing?

Face: I'm still good, Murdock. What's up?

Murdock: Well, see, to me, I think what's up with you seems like the more interesting question here, don't you think?

Face: What's up with me is I'm stuck in a weird conversation with you.

[incorrectducktales17]

Louie, over the phone: Hey, while I have you, any idea how to break into an armoured truck?

Huey: What? Where are you?

Louie: Tryin' to break into an armoured truck.

[incorrect-wow-quotes1]

Sylvanas, addressing a group of dark rangers: Since the days of Azshara, sexuality has been a weapon used to gain leverage. This is the art of seduction.

**Soon after**

Velonara, whispering to an apothecary who volunteered to help with training: I know we come from different sides, but I think - no, I know - that we can put all that behind us.

Velonara: All you have to do is meet me in the courtyard with the documents.

Sylvanas: And time!

Apothecary, flustered: Whew. Um...

Apothecary: Anyone know where I can get a copy of those documents?

Sylvanas: Very good indeed. Sira?

Sira: *Sits down across from apothecary*

Sylvanas: And... go!

Apothecary, coyly: I shouldn’t even be meeting you right now.

Sira: *Leans in.*

Sira, at full volume: Give me the documents you bitch or I’ll kill you and your family.

[splat-dragon-correct-fandoms]

Arthur: How hurt you want him?

[incorrectspellmans]

Ambrose: Look, you, the Morningstar? No offence, cousin, but that has got to be the stupidest thing I ever heard.

Sabrina: Why not me?

Ambrose: Have you met yourself?

[incorrectcdfquotes]

Larten: All right. Well, go on, then. Ask me.

Darren: Fangs?

Larten: No.

Darren: Turn into a bat?

Larten: No.

Darren: Sleep in a coffin?

Larten: Not if I can help it.

Darren: Afraid of the cross?

Larten: It is a 2,000-year-old symbol of hypocrisy, slavery, and oppression. But it will not burn my face off.

Darren: Silver bullets?

Larten: That is werewolves.