In an AU where The Saja Boys live and Zoey gets involved in a love triangle
Mystery: Zoey... I love you. Zoey: I... I... Baby: But Zoey, I also love you. Mystery: But now two of us love you. Who will you choose? *dramatic silence* Zoey: ...Why don't we all just... fuck each other? *awkward silence* Zoey: You know, just... one big fuck pile. Baby: ...Yeah, okay. Mystery: Sounds good to me. Zoey: *thumbs up* Okay.













