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Tokai Teio: *staring uncomfortably at Makibao*

Sakura Bakushin O: I know Teio, I know. Just don't think about it too hard.

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Oguri Cap: I mean it's crazy

Tamano Cross: What?

Oguri Cap: we finish each other's

Tamano Cross, holding a sandwich: Sandwiches-

Oguri Cap: *taking the sandwich* NO. I love you but this is mine.

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Haru Urara, pointing ar a heart shaped cookie: Look! This one is a heart. *looking at Rice Shower* That's how I feel about you!

Rice Shower: *crying*

Haru Urara, pointing at a weirdly shaped cookie: This one is like Michigan. *looking at Trainer* that's how I feel about you.

Trainer: What does that mean?!

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Haru Urara: You made Winning Ticket Cry!

Trainer: Winning Ticket always cries.

Winning Ticket: *crying* That's not true!

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Gold Ship: I'm gonna go put on something more comfortable~

Meijiro McQueen: Just as long as it isn't the fish hat again-

Gold Ship, fish on head:

IT'S THE FISH HAT AGAIN

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(While playing Bingo)

Symboli Rudolph: B7

Stay Gold: Bongo!

Fenomeno: It's Bingo!

Stay Gold: *smacking her arm away* Get your hands off me, woman!

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Mihono Bourbon: Pleased to Meet You

Rice Shower: Actually, we've met once before

Mihono Bourbon: WHAT?! *explodes*

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Maruzenky, reciting the national anthem: Oh say can you see, by the Dawn's early light

Grass Wonder: what so proudly we hail

El Condor Pasa: at the twilight's last gleaming

Gold Ship: AND IIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

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Still In Love: The other Umas keep texting me, saying “Busy with COD!” What does this fish have that I don’t?

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Stay Gold: You know what? you're on timeout. Get on top of the fridge. Get up there.

Gold Ship: *climbing the fridge* this house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!

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Tazuna: What do you wanna do with your life?

Gold Ship: NO! What do you wanna do with your life?

Tazuna: .... I wanna be a dancer.

(Cut to Tazuna dancing away as all the Umas wave goodbye at her)

Gold Ship: Go! Chase your dreams!

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Agnes Digital: Would you guys like to read my fanfiction? It's a story about how Glasse learns ice skating and-

Bitter Glasse: Sorry, but we're not allowed to accept unsolicited material.

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Grass Wonder: You haven't been practicing your Japanese

El Condor Pasa: ごめんなさい。妊娠中なんです

Grass Wonder: You just told me you're pregnant

El Condor Pasa: Congrats, you're glowing!

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Special Week: We're sinking in deep water!

Haru Urara: Don't worry. I learned this from a survival TV show.

Haru Urara: OH, TOOODLES!

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Director Aikikawa: You need to stop telling the Umas that they have to call you "your Majesty".

Trainer: OH MY GOD what's the point of being a trainer then?

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Gold Ship: There's something you guys gotta see!

(Cut to Team Spica laughing hysterically at a video of a man getting attacked by an ostrich)

Gold Ship: Okay Okay... That's not what I wanted to show you guys.

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Special Week: Wake me up

Tokai Trio: Before you go go

Rice Shower: When September Ends...

Gold Ship: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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