#source: sharp zero

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Jirou: c'mon Denki you've barely talked which is already scary. what's up?

Kaminari: my life is an avalanche of chaotic bullshit

[incorrectpoldarkquotes]

George: I saw you fall off your horse, Ross. Don't act all smug.

Ross: It's a new riding style called the pathway kiss.

George: You sit on a throne of lies.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Riley: I saw you fall off your skateboard, Chase. Don’t act all smug. Chase: It’s a new move called the pavement kiss. Riley: You sit on a throne of lies.

[incorrectmfmmquotes]

Aunt Prudence: I saw you fall off your bicycle, Jane. Don’t act all smug.

Jane: It’s a new move called the pavement kiss.

Aunt Prudence: You sit on a throne of lies.

[incorrectchampionsquotes]

Sam: Why do you always have to take your shirt off, Hulk?

Amadeus: Don't question the abs, brah.

[aledethanlast]

Matt: You're not in any pain are you?

Neil: Matt, I'm fine.

Neil: I mean I'm fine physically but emotionally I've lost all grip on reality and I'm not sure what just happened.

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Iida: Sorry, I can't hear you without my glasses.

[incorrectchampionsquotes]

Miles: I saw you fall off your skateboard, Sam. Don't act all smug.

Sam: It's a new move called the pavement kiss.

Miles: You sit on a throne of lies.