Valentine: Papa, I have an imaginary girlfriend.
George: You can do better.
Valentine: Thank you, Papa.
George: I wasn't talking to you.
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@incorrectpoldarkquotes
Valentine: Papa, I have an imaginary girlfriend.
George: You can do better.
Valentine: Thank you, Papa.
George: I wasn't talking to you.
George: Elizabeth, please revoke your 'no swearing' rule.
Elizabeth: Why?
Geoffrey Charles: *outside* Well, that just DILLS my PICKLE!
"Great time to be a hater, many things suck and many people are stupid."
- George, summarising all of human history tbh
"Bro there's nothing worse than when the jig is up."
- Ross, probably
Woman: Elizabeth!
Elizabeth: Hello!
Woman: And George, you haven't changed a bit! And the boys! How are you?
Geoffrey Charles: Yeah, great.
Valentine: Can't complain
Woman: That's me back a week.
Elizabeth: And...and how are you finding it?
Woman: Oh, getting used to it! Well, I'd better be off. It was lovely to see you!
Geoffrey Charles: Who was that again?
Elizabeth: No idea.
George: Don't know her from Adam.
Geoffrey Charles: Uncle George, can you give me some romantic advice?
George: Look, just because I married your mother doesn't mean I know how I did it.
"Look, when I need your advice I'll give you the special signal, which is me being locked in a fucking lunatic asylum."
- Dwight, to Ross, probably
"It's rotten work. Especially to me. Especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but Christ alive."
- Dwight, probably
"Ross Poldark is a muppet and I hope he dies of the incurable condition of being a little bitch."
- George
Elizabeth: George, get the champagne!
George: The cheap stuff or the good stuff?
Elizabeth: The good stuff!
George: It's like 90p a gulp!
"If you can't handle me at what you have mistakenly assumed is my worst, then prepare to be unpleasantly surprised in the immediate future."
- Ross
"There's always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit."
- Demelza, probably
*looking at a dead body*
Dwight: Ross, I'm not a pathologist.
Ross: But you can still pronounce a myocardial infarction.
Dwight: I can pronounce "quinoa", but it doesn't mean he died of it!
"I'm more than just a pretty face, I am also a terrible person."
- Ross
"I tried cooking with wine, but after the third glass I forgot why I was in the kitchen."
- Demelza
George: *isolates himself* Perfect! But why do I feel sad.
George: *socialises* Perfect! Now how do I get out of here.
"If you can't handle me at my worst...Good luck, because that's all you're getting."
- Ross