Feb 26, 2023
Kallamar to Leshy: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay
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Kallamar to Leshy: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or cigarettes because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay
Barbarian: Can’t I just punch the dragon?
Wizard: You are allowed to do that, but you will die. So yes, you can, that is definitely allowed. You will however die. You are allowed, you can do that, there are no consequences, you will die.
I'm only going to try it once.
Byleth after using Divine Pulse 6 times
[McJones falls off the cliff into lava and dies]
McJones: Show me the indication that that would happen. Do it, I dare you. It doesn’t frickin’ exist!
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Lamb: Can’t I just punch the bishops?
The One Who Waits: You are allowed to do that, but you will die. So yes, you can, that is definitely allowed. You will however die. You are allowed, you can do that, there are no consequences, you will die.
Ashe: wHUUH! UNG- PAC MAN!!!
Caspar: [Laughs hysterically] I never heard a man sound more dead. [Imitates Ashe] paC-mAn! [Laughs even more]
*Few seconds later*
Caspar: NOOoOOO! It's not funny when it happens to me, I just realized.
My hands smell like lime, and that makes me happy.
Linhardt
Claude: [Shoots an arrow at a bandit and gets them] First try, idi--! [Wyvern smacks both of them into a wall]
Claude: Bruh... [Passes out]