Optimus: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
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Optimus: Dear life, when I asked if my day could get worse, it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Virgil: Getting murdered in the woods wouldn’t even be my least favorite thing about camping.
Oobleck: If one more person says I’m too dramatic, I’m going to light myself on fire.
L: I would be more inclined to "grow up" if I saw it worked out for anyone else.
"I can’t go out because I’m allergic to pollen and social situations."
---Gerald
I’m going to start being more assertive, if that’s okay with everyone.
Bulkhead
Zoey: I’m not constantly offended. Sometimes I’m asleep.
"I wish cake went straight to my boobs."
---Ruby Stepsister